Posted on 04/06/2022 12:11:32 PM PDT by cotton1706
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Barack Obama has returned to the White House after growing tired of working remotely. The President said it was time to work in the Oval Office once again, after over a year of being the president from his Martha's Vineyard estate.
"Normally, a President can only hold office for 2 terms," said Barack Obama to other elites gathered at the White House. "But we found this little loophole where you just take a 3rd term anyway by working online."
According to sources, Obama explained that working from home was fun for a while, but he just needed to get back in the office and meet face to face again. He also added that it just wasn't the same not being in the limelight all the time.
"It's been quite the experience so far. You'd be surprised how easy it is to ruin—erm run a country over Teams or Zoom." said President Obama. "The best part is no matter how bad things get—I just blame Kamala and Joe!"
At publishing time, President Obama was found in the situation room launching drone strikes on Middle Eastern civilians. He said he "missed seeing the strikes on the big screen."
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You should suggest that edit to the Bee... LOL
“Shut up Joe, give me a shoe shine.”
They are the best.
Zackly. It’s funnier because it’s true.
Darn, I had to check if this was from the B.
It would be funny if it wan’t so sad.
I see the B.Bee has given up on satire and are now reporting straight up facts?
It is true. There’s an entire cabal of demonic people assisting him too.
We need to fight this with everything we’ve got, but it seems our politicians refuse to recognize it’s even happening. In order to deal with any problem you must first identify it... They won’t. They refuse to face reality and want to live in the phony world they’ve created for themselves.
Online adulation is simply inadequate for such an ego.
Appears to be right from the jackass`s mouth heeself:
at 1:53 on Aussie TV Sky News
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmWQtnbqNg8
Probably tired of performing tricks for Larry Sinclair and Big Mike. Should hook up with Don Lemon. /spit
Very rarely does a headline make me burst out laughing.
Thats gold Jerry... GOLD!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0qm0KUPeD8
Zero returned to suggest changes to 0bama Care because it was not harming the middle class enough, even though the plan already fully subsidizes those who don’t work.
The “Bee” risking tabloid status again...
And the left calls the Babylon Bee “fake news”.
Their “fake news” is more real and honest than anything that the MSM puts out.
Barak never worked a day in his life.
None of them do. Look at Brandan, half his time is spent at Hunter's house in Delaware.
Gee, wouldn’t it be novel if one of America’s leading businessmen in the 20th and 21st centuries, who worked long hours every day and knew how to get deals made and even wrote a bestseller about it, would run for President?
It would be even better if he donated his salary to charity, wouldn’t it?
I know. Seems pretty far-fetched.
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