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4D Chess: U.S.-Mexico Border Disguised As Ukrainian Border So Democrats Will Defend It
Babylon Bee ^ | 03/03/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 03/03/2022 3:17:49 PM PST by DFG

EL PASO, TX—In a last-ditch effort to get Democrats to start caring about border security, the Texas government has disguised their southern border as the border between Ukraine and Russia.

"Oh please, won't someone please help us?" said Texas Governor Greg Abbot while hoisting blue and yellow flags all along the border fence. "Putin's forces have encircled us from the south and are entering our country uninhibited!"

Having fallen for the clever ruse, WEF Chairman Klaus Schwab called his pal George Soros and ordered him to assemble the dark united forces of media, corporations, and the Illuminati and unite the world in solidarity over the urgency of protecting the southern border. Soon everyone was changing their social media profile pictures and holding candlelight vigils to raise awareness for border security.

"WE MUST PROTECT THE SOUTHERN BORDER! WE MUST PROTECT THE SOUTHERN BORDER!" said the media, Hollywood, every world power, every late-night talk show host, and David French—all in perfect robotic unison.

Texans are hoping global powers can help them gain a little border security before everyone figures out they've been tricked.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; mediabias; mexico; russia; texas; ukraine

1 posted on 03/03/2022 3:17:49 PM PST by DFG
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2 posted on 03/03/2022 3:25:49 PM PST by GraceG ("If I post an AWESOME MEME, STEAL IT! JUST RE-POST IT IN TWO PLACES PLEASE")
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To: DFG

What exactly are the Democrats doing to defend the Russia/Ukraine border ?


3 posted on 03/03/2022 3:45:10 PM PST by libh8er
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Talking.


4 posted on 03/03/2022 4:15:31 PM PST by Howie66 (Let's Go Brandon!!)
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To: GraceG

ROFL!!


5 posted on 03/03/2022 5:05:47 PM PST by Jan_Sobieski (Sanctification)
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To: DFG

First of all Dems never figure out ANYTHING!

Second, they may send everyone else including their Mothers, Grandmothers, and Children, but they wouldn’t defend anything, including themselves, even if their lives depended on it!


6 posted on 03/20/2022 10:19:32 PM PDT by TigerHawk (The Raised Middle Finger in the Clenched Fist of the World)
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