[blam]

Posted a couple days ago:

Villagers In Wales Wake To Horrific Crash As £20Million 300Ft Eco-Energy Generator Is Blown Over In 50MPH Storm

[Steely Tom]

This is America’s fault. There has never been bad weather in the North Atlantic before.

[Red Badger]

A cop walks over to a bruised and beaten man outside of a pub.
He asks the man what happened and the man tells him this; “So I walk into the pub and sit down and as im waiting for my drink I overhear two large women talking with a strange accent. So I ask them ‘Are you two ladies from Ireland?’ One of them scoffs and tells me “it’s Wales dumbass.” So I ask again ‘are you two whales from Ireland?’ And thats about all I can remember.”

[Yo-Yo]

“Storm Eunice will bring damaging gusts in what could be one of the most impactful storms to affect southern and central parts of the UK for a few years,” said Frank Sanders, chief meteorologist at the Met Office.

[mewzilla]

Gee, in my neck of the Upstate NY woods we call this winter.

[V_TWIN]

“London will likely see the worst of the winds Friday afternoon with gusts approaching 80 mph”

I’ve been in worse.....80 ain’t great but it certainly is survivable for sure.

[Tennessee Nana]

torch as in flashlight