Posted on 02/16/2022 7:28:31 AM PST by shadowlands1960
A woman barred from boarding a flight to the Big Apple because she appeared drunk led police on a wild chase on her motorized suitcase — before allegedly spitting at a cop and defecating in a patrol car, according to a report.
Chelsea Alston, 32, is seen on the bizarre pursuit in newly released bodycam video at Orlando International Airport, where she planned to board a Southwest Airlines flight in April 2021, WKMG reported.
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“I’m not that incoxitated.”
Yes - she actually said that in the video.
I heard it with my own ears.
Should have added the toilet option on the suitcase.
After passing security buy some bottled water and a bottle of vodka at the duty free store.
Dump out water, insert vodka, dispose of empty vodka bottle.
Really how hard is that?
Did she POOP or MELT? A friend wants to know.
Jungle Fever strikes all races caused by no rules enforced left in the jungle it doesn’t take long before one turns to animalistic ways.
We have an ample supply of such critters now.
Normal behavior for a Progressive society.
Before bloated government unions, they used to just hire kids for this job. As a teen, I had a job for our town - cutting grass, mopping floors, painting etc... I was assigned to the local PD for one summer. Cleaning out the patrol cars was pushed all the way down the hierarchy - to me. It usually vomit - from the DWI arrests. Once or twice it was some blood (this was before HIV, etc..) Never had a "brown alert," thankfully
Article title needs to go to Powerline to be included in their “The Week in Pictures” column on Saturday.
There's a sentence I never thought I'd read.
Likely a prisoner from the county lockup.
CC
In the station I work at, one officer is a bit lazy. One of arrestees took a massive horsesize dump in his car. You would have needed two hands to hold what was sitting in the back seat, I kid you not.
Anyway, the officer in question sprayed out his car before writing a ticket to get it decontaminated and he left it sitting in the car wash. Because it was stinking up the entire garage, I had to call the staff sargeant down.
The staff sargeant washed it down the drain and I could see that he wasn’t pleased, because he wanted to know which car it had come from and I told him. I can only imagine the conversation.
she’s adorable!
“A woman barred from boarding a flight to the Big Apple because she appeared drunk led police on a wild chase on her motorized suitcase — before allegedly spitting at a cop and defecating in a patrol car”
Gotta admit she’s got style!
Not sure where I’m wrong. Passenger showed up to the gate already drunk. Airlines are currently not serving alcohol in the cabin, and won’t let passengers bring onboard alcoholic drinks purchased in the terminal. So, it is entirely plausible to suggest that the passenger was drinking in the terminal because they would not be able to drink on the plane (where they’re easier to cut off before they get too drunk), and went too far, thus resulting in the incident described.
So the Airlines’ policy of no alcohol on the flights may well have led, in part, to this incident happening.
“Not sure where I’m wrong. Passenger showed up to the gate already drunk.”
We can start here:
“Airlines are currently not serving alcohol in the cabin,”
Yep. My bad. I saw Orlando and thought Florida
Granted that many airlines are in the process of re-instating alcohol service at this time. However, the article indicates that the actual incident occurred in April 2021, when airlines were decidedly not serving alcohol, particularly Southwest which is the airline the perp had a ticket for.
Should be charged with drunk driving
Should be charged with drunk driving
My first reaction to seeing that would be to wonder if somebody had spiked my coffee, the second would be "Wow! Where can I get one of those suitcases?"
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