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Historians Discover Document From 1776 That Removes All Mandates And Restrictions
BabylonBee.com ^ | uncredited, Jamin D

Posted on 01/17/2022 7:45:25 PM PST by shadowlands1960

PHILADELPHIA—Researchers with Independence National Historic Park have located an ancient document they say renders all national mandates and restrictions void. The document, dating to 1776, is being referred to as ‘The Declaration of Independence’ by park historians who allege it details the existence of unalienable rights and that governments derive their power from the consent of the governed. Sources indicate the document was found in the park archives, allegedly buried under a stack of Benjamin Franklin’s raunchy poems.

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It's historical and all that...


1 posted on 01/17/2022 7:45:25 PM PST by shadowlands1960
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To: shadowlands1960

It sounds very UnWoke.

It must have been a product of a patriarchy.


2 posted on 01/17/2022 7:49:47 PM PST by Arcadian Empire (The Baric-Daszak-Fauci spike protein, by itself, is deadly.)
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To: Arcadian Empire

So much guilty ‘privilege’ involved... even slaveholders.


3 posted on 01/17/2022 7:51:45 PM PST by shadowlands1960 ("...some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again... " CSL)
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To: shadowlands1960
Will the President, without any sense of irony, bring in the cast of Hamilton to sing against it?
4 posted on 01/17/2022 7:52:48 PM PST by KarlInOhio (I stand behind Alec Baldwin. It is far too dangerous to stand in front of him.)
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To: shadowlands1960

Keep digging and you’ll find one from 1787 that excludes the children of foreigners from being President...../s


5 posted on 01/17/2022 7:55:15 PM PST by Lurkinanloomin ( (Natural born citizens are born here of citizen parents)(Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: KarlInOhio

I’d bet Hamilton despised the Declaration. It would have been far too small ‘d’ democrat for his taste. He was loyal to Washington though.


6 posted on 01/17/2022 7:56:53 PM PST by shadowlands1960 ("...some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again... " CSL)
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To: shadowlands1960

Sadly not funny.


7 posted on 01/17/2022 7:57:24 PM PST by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable. STILL)
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To: shadowlands1960

big if true!


8 posted on 01/17/2022 7:59:08 PM PST by Magnetar
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To: shadowlands1960

.


9 posted on 01/17/2022 7:59:09 PM PST by CJ Wolf ( what is scarier than offensive words? Not being able to say them. )
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To: Lurkinanloomin

Careful, you don’t want to be called a ‘birther’ by the Obama contingent... With Kamala it’s even more flagrant, neither of her parents were citizens when she was born and everyone is too scared to point that fact out because of the stigma from Obama’s go around.


10 posted on 01/17/2022 7:59:45 PM PST by shadowlands1960 ("...some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again... " CSL)
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To: shadowlands1960

Everyone who uses the term is a stooge for the globalists.

The founders had very good reasons to require some one who was NATURALLY an American and could not be anything else because they were born here of citizen parents.

FreeRepublic is full of anti-Constitutionalists.

Some are fans of children of foreigners.
Some are misguided.
Some are stupid.


11 posted on 01/17/2022 8:08:44 PM PST by Lurkinanloomin ( (Natural born citizens are born here of citizen parents)(Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: Magnetar

Hey! It’s the Bee! They are pretending someone just now discovered the Declaration of Indeoendence. It’s an insulting slap in the face to J. Robinette Biden and his gang of impostors. Have you ever met someone who was too dense to be insulted? That’s J.R.B.


12 posted on 01/17/2022 8:09:40 PM PST by Tucker39 ("It is impossible so to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible." George Washington )
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To: Lurkinanloomin
The founders had very good reasons to require some one who was NATURALLY an American and could not be anything else because they were born here of citizen parents.

Think of a natural born citizen as citizen[exp(2)] if you will.

13 posted on 01/17/2022 8:13:31 PM PST by thecodont
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To: Lurkinanloomin

We need nothing but flavorless Americans as POTUS candidates.

Nothing in the least exotic, please.

It’s getting hard enough to keep them down on the farm!


14 posted on 01/18/2022 3:25:28 PM PST by one guy in new jersey
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To: one guy in new jersey

The Kenyan from Indonesia was not enough for you?

(he is stilling ruining the country)


15 posted on 01/18/2022 3:37:15 PM PST by Lurkinanloomin ( (Natural born citizens are born here of citizen parents)(Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: Lurkinanloomin

2008 was a very bad year for Natties.

Both major parties put up exotics that year as you well know.

The electorate hasn’t lost their taste for them to this day.


16 posted on 01/18/2022 4:11:49 PM PST by one guy in new jersey
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To: one guy in new jersey

The children of foreigners have many fans, despite the painful object lesson of the Kenyanesian Usurpation.


17 posted on 01/18/2022 4:14:09 PM PST by Lurkinanloomin ( (Natural born citizens are born here of citizen parents)(Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: Lurkinanloomin

They also have insufficient affection for the Constitution of the United States, or else, to a man, or to a woman, they would reject out of hand the notion that they are POTUS-eligible.

Of all non-NBCs who should have known better than to hold themselves out as POTUS-eligible, Ted Cruz takes the cake.

The fact that he trolled the issue long enough to snare a guy like Mark Levin as a proponent set the U.S. Constitution back a generation, at least, as Levin proved himself to be Oh So Willing to use his daily bully pulpit to smash Cruz NBC-deniers into tiny little bits. And for what?


18 posted on 01/18/2022 4:26:28 PM PST by one guy in new jersey
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To: one guy in new jersey

I completely agree.
Levin threw aside the Constitution for his favorite.

Ted Cruz knows he is not a natural born citizen, he is an opportunist hoping to piggyback off of Obama.
And now that we have VP Indo-Jamaican usurpation, it makes it more likely.
Hopefully he keeps shooting himself in the foot.


19 posted on 01/18/2022 4:36:22 PM PST by Lurkinanloomin ( (Natural born citizens are born here of citizen parents)(Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: Lurkinanloomin

...volunteer pervs and trolls and some paid glowing plants too.

Theyve been here since FR put its stamp on the internet.

More need to call all the clowns out when they see it. The etiquette and Queensbury rule types have done this forum no good.

You dont see the anti-2nd or freetraitors posting their BS anymore because people spoke up.


20 posted on 01/18/2022 4:45:48 PM PST by gnarledmaw (Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
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