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Omicron Vaccine To Be Made Available In March For The 12 People Who Haven't Gotten Omicron Yet
BabylonBee.com ^ | January 14th, 2022 | uncredited

Posted on 01/17/2022 6:38:51 AM PST by shadowlands1960

U.S—Pfizer has reiterated their commitment to the release of a new Omicron vaccine in March, just in time for the twelve people who haven't already gotten sick and recovered.

"We intend to save lives," said Derrick Pfizer while meeting with CDC officials. "Sure, Omicron is spreading so fast that it will have probably run through the majority of people by then, but this is no laughing matter. The dozen or so people who haven't had it yet will have a vaccine available so they don't have to deal with a mild cold that puts them out of work for a week."


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Society
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Pfizer is on top of it... Don't forget your Omicron booster!
1 posted on 01/17/2022 6:38:51 AM PST by shadowlands1960
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Omicron Vaccine To Be Made Available In March For The 12 People Who Haven't Gotten Omicron Yet

... and it will be necessary for 100% of the population to receive the booster.

2 posted on 01/17/2022 6:46:25 AM PST by Wissa (The fate of a laboratory rat is rarely enviable.)
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To: shadowlands1960

Please update to Covid-19 Vaccine 14.1, you will enjoy the prizes and freedom it brings.......


3 posted on 01/17/2022 6:46:51 AM PST by Lockbox (politicians, they all seemed like game show hosts to me.... Sting)
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To: shadowlands1960

This is an excerpt, rest of story at link...


4 posted on 01/17/2022 6:48:49 AM PST by shadowlands1960 ("...some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again... " CSL)
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To: Lockbox

What if you’ve already had it? I was sick with it all last week.

Cough, little headache, tiredness, body aches... Nothing major. If given a choice of diseases I had to have for a week, I’d pick this one again. All I wanted to do is sleep for a week.


5 posted on 01/17/2022 6:51:28 AM PST by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself)
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To: Lockbox

Please update to Covid-19 Vaccine 14.1...

Vista Edition.


6 posted on 01/17/2022 7:01:19 AM PST by Flick Lives
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To: Mr. K

Need the booster. Just to be sure oh and send your ❤️ ❤️ and 💰💰to Pfizer.


7 posted on 01/17/2022 7:02:26 AM PST by AndyJackson
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To: shadowlands1960

Hahaha. Love the Bee.


8 posted on 01/17/2022 7:07:29 AM PST by BozoTexino (RIP GOP)
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To: shadowlands1960

Got a friend that’s had the shot and booster.....he’s been flat on his back for 2 weeks


9 posted on 01/17/2022 7:15:05 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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To: Mr. K

Yep, this one tired you out quickly. Of course just because you now have natural immunity, that still will not stop the Libs from demanding everyone get a new shot.......


10 posted on 01/17/2022 7:35:41 AM PST by Lockbox (politicians, they all seemed like game show hosts to me.... Sting)
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