Empty Shelves, Hungry Kids and a Bright Red Tattoo

Joe Biden is the gift that keeps on giving. First he promised to make Americans poorer which he quickly accomplished through high energy costs, paying people not to work and inept leadership. Now Joe is unwrapping a brand new plan. Apparently, our el presidente not only wants Americans to be poorer but he also wants us to forget about COVID. It's called misdirection. Don't worry about being sick peasants because very soon you will be starving and quarantined. Clever.

Biden recently pivoted from solving the COVID crisis and turned his focus on solving the supply line crisis. Joe thinks that Americans are too stupid to understand the problem. This dumb American understands that multiple store shelves are emptier than the Welcome Center in Chernobyl. Apparently, the new mission of slow Joe and his 'crack' team of advisors is to starve us into submission. Everything that Biden touches turns to manure. I hate to admit it but Obama warned us in advance about Biden's mental deficiencies. I am not an Obama fan but he was spot on with that prediction. Have you noticed that all of the 81 million Biden/Harris voters have disappeared from the planet. Spooky. It's like the Rapture happened and God took the wrong group. (Disclosure: God doesn't make mistakes and Biden/Harris voters have moved to Florida, Texas, Tennessee and are hiding in witness protection programs)

Losing weight is difficult but President Biden believes that he has the solution. 1) We can produce more food and sell it to China. 2) Team Biden can introduce famine in the land. Actually a committee came up with that 2nd idea. Someone had an epiphany and said, "Just release a black horse (3rd seal-famine) and introduce hunger in the country. Hungry people will whine and complain and need to find someone to blame. The lame stream media will prove very useful and just blame all of the Republicans and of course their favorite villain, Donald Trump."

Bare Shelves Biden, a new action figure, who is slower than molasses in January, can barely read a teleprompter and wobbles away from the press like a scared rabbit is demanding that Americans lose weight. His patience is wearing thin with obesity. Dr. Fauci will soon mandate that everyone must have a bright red target weight tattooed on their foreheads. Anyone who exceeds the posted weight limit will be restricted from restaurants, bars, bowling alleys, hospitals and placed on the no-fly list. That seems only fair. Food shelves will remain empty until everyone has reached his/her target weight. There will be absolutely, positively, no exceptions except members of Congress, their kids, their staffs, Americans on welfare, illegal immigrants, criminals, teacher union members and postal employees.

The not so funny part is that the damage being inflicted on us is absolutely intentional. It’s like Soros was the president.

2 posted on 01/14/2022 8:44:30 AM PST by Spok (Who is Ray Epps?)

And everyone better start practicing their nazi salutes and bohica low bows.

3 posted on 01/14/2022 8:51:56 AM PST by bgill (Which came first, the vax or the virus?)

A famine IS coming. Two thirds of the country is in either a severe drought or abnormally dry. Furthermore, it is spreading. I’ve been watching this map for more than a year.

https://droughtmonitor.unl.edu/

4 posted on 01/14/2022 9:03:23 AM PST by Wiser now (Socialism does not eliminate poverty, it guarantees it.)

5 posted on 01/14/2022 9:10:23 AM PST by Varsity Flight ( "War by the prophesies set before you." I Timothy 1:18)

I wish this was less believable…..

6 posted on 01/14/2022 10:35:34 AM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)

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