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Conservatives Boldly Fight Leftist Takeover Of Their States By Running Away To Other States
Babylon Bee ^ | 01/13/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/13/2022 10:25:34 AM PST by DFG

U.S.—All across America, Conservatives are boldly standing up to fight the leftist takeovers of their states by packing up their U-Hauls and running away to red states as fast as they possibly can.

"The left continues its march through our governments, institutions, and communities, and they must be stopped at all costs before they destroy the entire country," said local Conservative Greg Tookiepuggles as he loaded all his earthly possessions in a moving van headed for Texas.

"That's why we must retreat to greener pastures where we will be safe and insulated from their corrupting influence and draconian regulations. That's the only way we'll stop them."

Unfortunately, Census data shows that leftists are just following conservatives to free and prosperous red states in hopes of sucking up all the wealth, freedom, and natural resources of those states like a plague of locusts, or maybe like that gelatinous alien life form from the 1958 sci-fi classic The Blob, before turning them into blue states and covering them under a shroud of Leftist depravity and darkness for all eternity.

Tookiepuggles has vowed to fight the leftist takeover of Texas with all his might, at least until they take over Texas, at which point he'll then run to Oklahoma.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; california; texas; uhaul
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1 posted on 01/13/2022 10:25:34 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

A California “conservative” is more likely to be seen as a flaming liberal in a red state.


2 posted on 01/13/2022 10:27:56 AM PST by brownsfan (It's going to take real, serious, hard times to wake the American public.)
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To: DFG

I would like to a longer wall around California and NY.
But that said, conservatives stand zero chance in California. The legislature has been tilting the balance against them for years.


3 posted on 01/13/2022 10:30:31 AM PST by Little Ray (Civilization runs on a narrow margin. What sustains it is not magic, but hard work. )
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To: DFG

>>The left continues its march through our governments, institutions, and communities, <<

That says it all. The situation remains critical.


4 posted on 01/13/2022 10:30:52 AM PST by 353FMG
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To: DFG

Not me, I ran away to a large (in area and animals, not people) red county in my purple state.


5 posted on 01/13/2022 10:33:26 AM PST by SaxxonWoods (If It Aint Woke Don't Fix It.)
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To: DFG

The mandate that broke the camels back.


6 posted on 01/13/2022 10:34:38 AM PST by TauntedTiger (Let's Go Brandon!!!)
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To: DFG

Not the Bee’s best. The only way to “fight” leftist takeovers is to win elections, and that isn’t going to happen in reliably blue states. Especially in urban areas.


7 posted on 01/13/2022 10:35:59 AM PST by Bruce Campbells Chin ( .)
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To: Bruce Campbells Chin

I once thought about buying a home next to a cemetery. Decided against it. Sure it’s a quiet neighborhood but I just can’t stand Democrats.


8 posted on 01/13/2022 10:41:47 AM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: Little Ray

Thanks to the amnesty of Reagan and the open borders policies of the Bushs.

We were a solid conservative state until the GOP backstabbed us.


9 posted on 01/13/2022 10:47:23 AM PST by Republican in occupied CA (I will not give up on my native State! Here I was born, here I fight and die!!)
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To: DFG

Isn’t this what Democrats do when they don’t want to lose a vote on something? I remember they fled Wisconsin and most recently that plane that went to DC from Texas where all the reps wound up getting COVID.


10 posted on 01/13/2022 10:48:59 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (If you are vaccinated, you cannot get COVID from someone who is not vaccinated. Lighted up Karen!)
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To: Bruce Campbells Chin

Agreed. I’d say the best strategy would be to flee a no-hope deep-blue state to a purple one to reinforce the line.


11 posted on 01/13/2022 10:49:05 AM PST by ferret_airlift
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To: DFG

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Unless they're republicucks running away...

12 posted on 01/13/2022 10:56:26 AM PST by eldoradude (Add water to a journalist and you get instant sh*t)
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To: DFG
A conservative deciding to stay and fight in California is wasting his efforts. Do you stay and fight an unwinnable battle or go somewhere you and you family can live a good life? It's easy for those from another state to chastise someone for leaving California because they're not the ones living under a pseudo communist government.

Patton said that no one ever won a war by dying for his country, you win a war by making the other poor bastard die for his country. Fighting an unwinnable fight for California is futile, I can't fault any decent American for leaving there.

13 posted on 01/13/2022 10:56:40 AM PST by GaryCrow
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To: GaryCrow

it took nearly 50 years for the midwest to start to see the light, but there is hope for any blue state yet. If we can fight back states like Wisconsin and make Florida no longer even a swing state, there is hope.


14 posted on 01/13/2022 11:05:27 AM PST by TexasFreeper2009
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To: Bruce Campbells Chin

“The only way to “fight” leftist takeovers is to win elections...”

Well that’s not the only way. It’s just the only way that Americans are ready to consider right now.


15 posted on 01/13/2022 11:24:31 AM PST by Boogieman
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To: brownsfan
A California “conservative” is more likely to be seen as a flaming liberal in a red state.

Bullshit!@

Popular Internet Theme with not much to back it up.

The ones I've seen escaping from California are probably more conservative then you.
16 posted on 01/13/2022 11:36:14 AM PST by SoConPubbie (Mitt and Obama: They're the same poison, just a different potency)
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To: DFG

What can you do if you’re trapped in a place like California or Massachusetts or Illinois or some other Leftist chithole? Leaving is exactly what I would do.


17 posted on 01/13/2022 11:36:34 AM PST by FLT-bird
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To: SoConPubbie

Bullshit!@


18 posted on 01/13/2022 11:38:19 AM PST by brownsfan (It's going to take real, serious, hard times to wake the American public.)
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To: Bruce Campbells Chin; Little Ray
The only way to “fight” leftist takeovers is to win elections, and that isn’t going to happen in reliably blue states. Especially in urban areas.

There is no way to win an election in blue states like California, Oregon, Washington, Illinois, etc, because the control the Voting process and the Voting process is totally corrupt in these states.

The only option left includes some sort of violence.

The ballot box option is corrupt and unfixable.
19 posted on 01/13/2022 11:40:19 AM PST by SoConPubbie (Mitt and Obama: They're the same poison, just a different potency)
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To: SoConPubbie

Most are probably Demonrats bringing their idiot ideas with them. Even Pelosi ran away to Florida.


20 posted on 01/13/2022 11:51:38 AM PST by Cowgirl
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