Posted on 12/11/2021 2:50:31 AM PST by Kaslin
If we thought 2019 was weird and 2020 worse, 2021 was off the charts. What will 2022 bring?
January 1: Americans gladly say goodbye to 2021 yet welcome the New Year with skepticism and trepidation.
January 17: Democratic governors in five states sign legislation in honor of Martin Luther King, Jr. Day making it a crime for a person not to immediately acknowledge the color of any other person with whom he interacts. Punishment for people "of color" (POC) will be waived. Whites, however, will be sentenced to up to $10,000 in fines and/or one year of imprisonment.
January 25: New Barack Obama autobiography hits bookstores.
January 29: Last three Americans abandon their New Year's resolutions.
February 1: The Biden administration celebrates the Chinese New Year. Joe, Jill, and Hunter get take-out kung pao chicken, pot-stickers, and fried rice...and attempt to eat with chopsticks. The president calls Xi Jinping to wish him a happy new year and asks him what his New Year's resolution is. Xi tells Biden it is to take Taiwan. Biden distractedly wishes him good luck and asks him about egg rolls.
February 3: The Democratic Congress passes a bill changing the name of the erstwhile federal holiday "Presidents' Day" to "FDR, LBJ, Jimmy Carter, and Barack Obama Day."
February 12: BLM observes Lincoln's birthday by burning Springfield, Illinois to the ground.
February 21: Americans observe "FDR, LBJ, Jimmy Carter, and Barack Obama Day."
March 3: The Biden administration urges Americans to celebrate "Patrick's Day" on March 17 rather than "Saint Patrick's Day" so as "not to offend the irreligious."
March 17: Americans celebrate Patrick's Day.
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[Missing one] 8 November - Election Day (1st Tuesday after 1st Monday). Cancelled by Democrats in Congress due to COVID variant beta-Fauccicon. President Biden celebrates by declaring VP Harris to be Ambassador to Lower Slobbovia. 1st Lady Jill nixes nomination of __?__ as replacement. Overheard was something like; “If anyone kills him, it will be ME!”
I predict 2022 will come after 2021 and before 2023.
The author seems to have left out Tuesday, November 1. Let me add it:
November 1: About 90 Democrats lose their seats in the House. Ouch!
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