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China Takes Ownership of Uganda [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 December 2021 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/07/2021 10:14:43 AM PST by John Semmens

Failure to repay a loan taken from China in 2015 to improve the Entebbe Airport resulted in the Chinese government taking possession of the country and its entire population.

Ugandan Finance Minister Matia Kasaija admitted he had not thoroughly examined the terms of the loan documentation and apologized "for the hardships that will befall our people. As I now read the terms, our people are now the chattel property of the Chinese government and will be shipped as replacement workers for Uyghurs who succumb to the harsh conditions in China's solar panel factories. Perhaps it is somewhat consoling that the lives that will be lost will be used to increase a non-fossil fuel energy source."

A sign of the dire consequences to come was manifested earlier in the year when the delegation of Ugandan officials sent to try to renegotiate the loan terms were mistakenly fed to President Xi's pet tigers. The Ugandan government filed a complaint with the United Nations, but China used its authority as a permanent member of the UN's Security Council to veto it.

China is expected to use the real estate acquired to build yet another naval base "to bolster our defenses against capitalist imperialism."

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: imperialism; satire; slavery; un

1 posted on 12/07/2021 10:14:43 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Isn’t Uganda land-locked?


2 posted on 12/07/2021 10:18:50 AM PST by Eleutheria5 (Buck Foe Jiden!)
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To: Eleutheria5

They have a nice lake though.


3 posted on 12/07/2021 10:36:09 AM PST by NorseViking
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To: John Semmens
China is expected to use the real estate acquired to build yet another naval base "to bolster our defenses against capitalist imperialism."

Uganda is landlocked. Any naval base would have to be on a lake such as Victoria, Albert, or Kyoga.
4 posted on 12/07/2021 10:44:47 AM PST by Little Ray (Civilization runs on a narrow margin. What sustains it is not magic, but hard work. )
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To: NorseViking

I guess they could build an aircraft carrier there, but it would scare the fish and upset the crocodiles.


5 posted on 12/07/2021 12:52:21 PM PST by Eleutheria5 (Buck Foe Jiden!)
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