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Call for Universal Compulsory Vaccination [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 December 2021 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/04/2021 1:26:45 AM PST by John Semmens

Like President Biden, CNBC host Jim Cramer has lost patience with people who refuse to be vaccinated for covid. He vented his rage on the network's "Mad Money" show, saying "It's time to admit that we have to go to war against covid."

Cramer bolstered his "war" analogy by "calling for US military forces to storm the lairs of the vaccine refusers and make them take the shot" because "it's everyone's patriotic duty to support the war effort."

Cramer was unfazed by the fact that three different judges have halted President Biden's vaccine mandate, calling it an unconstitutional abuse of executive authority. "These judges have no troops at their command," Cramer reminded. "Neither do they have armed police to enforce their edicts. President Biden has both. That's probably why he isn't backing down."

Cramer expressed disappointment that OSHA has deferred enforcing the President mandate until the legality is adjudicated in the courts. "These wimps make me sick," he fumed. "So do the businesses who hesitate to back the President out of fear that they could be held liable if the mandate is ultimately declared void. It won't matter. President Biden can grant them the same immunity from lawsuits that the vaccine manufacturers have."

In related news, former President Barrack Obama and Dr. Anthony Fauci made a surprise visit to the Kimball Elementary School in Washington, DC where children were being injected with one of the covid vaccines. "I am pleased to report that unlike what happened in Australia, there were no successful escapes," Fauci said. "There were a few attempts, but Barrack used his athleticism to catch them all before they could leave the building."

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TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; satire; tyranny

1 posted on 12/04/2021 1:26:45 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: #1CTYankee; 12Gauge687; 14erClimb; 21twelve; 1raider1; 2nd Bn, 11th Mar; 3D-JOY; 43north; ...

ping


2 posted on 12/04/2021 1:27:59 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
A moment to never forget from this puppet

Jim Cramer: "Bear Stearns is Fine!" Tues, 3/11/08

"CNBC's Jim Cramer screams that "Bear Stearns is fine!" and "NO! NO! NO!" ... "Bear Stearns is not in trouble" ... "Don't move your money from Bear! That's just silly! Don't be silly!" to investors while Bear Stearns was still trading at over $60 a ahare, down from a high of $171 just over a year ago ( http://dealbook.blogs.nytimes.com/200... ). This just 5 days before Bear Stearns sold to JP Morgan for $2 a share, in a Fed brokered bailout."

3 posted on 12/04/2021 1:58:10 AM PST by Ymani Cricket ( "Pressure Makes Diamonds" ~General Patton)
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To: Ymani Cricket

If I was invested in Pfizer or Moderna, mandatory vaccinations would look pretty damned good.

What is Cramer invested in?


4 posted on 12/04/2021 8:59:22 AM PST by bobcat62
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To: John Semmens

Thanks

I don’t know how to link with my tablet


5 posted on 12/04/2021 9:07:53 AM PST by digger48
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To: John Semmens; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; ...
Thanks JS.

6 posted on 12/04/2021 9:24:55 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: bobcat62

you ask: What is Cramer invested in?

my guess: hysteria


7 posted on 12/04/2021 10:49:51 AM PST by John Semmens
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