What am I to do if my turkey tests positive?
Fauci must own shares in some of the companies producing test kits.
Keep fear alive!
Keep fear alive!
The left is thankful how well fear techniques work over and over on the masses.
As well as,lying,cheating and stealing.
If you have been caught short on test kits, I suggest making your guests park a mile away and give them 6 to 7 minutes to make it to your house. If they make it in the time allowed, they should have good lungs.
We stocked up on gravy and pie filling.
Which one is the turkey?
BOTH!
https://www.medpagetoday.com/special-reports/exclusives/95748
Experts are advocating for rapid COVID-19 tests as an added layer of safety for holiday gatherings — but they’re also railing against the high costs of these tests in the U.S., and pleading for prices to come down.
On Amazon, a two-pack of rapid tests ranges from $23.99 for the Quidel QuickVue to $34.99 for the On/Go test (a.k.a. Access Bio’s CareStart test). Prices for rapid tests start at $23.99 on the websites for CVS, Walgreens, and Rite Aid.
“Say! Don’t I see something over there stuck behind the drapes? Why, I think there *is* something over there behind the drapes.”
Raphie looks up. He runs to the drapes. Sure enough there it is, a long, heavy, red-wrapped package. It’s marked “to Ralph from Santa”. Frantically, Raphie tears the wrappings off.
“A Covid testing kit!”
(with apologies to “A Christmas Story”)
Covid is made to order for Virtue Soapboxers.
Oh look a Butt-head and a Turkey