Posted on 11/25/2021 3:43:36 AM PST by kevcol
According to CBS Evening News, on Thanksgiving Eve, the hottest item you absolutely needed to celebrate the holiday with your friends and family wasn’t just the turkey you paid an inflated price for, but you needed to have rapid Covid tests as well!
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She also included a soundbite of Dr. Anthony Fauci speaking with Brennan on Sunday’s Face The Nation about how testing your holiday guests could be needed
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What am I to do if my turkey tests positive?
Lol, it will, but don’t panic.
Fauci must own shares in some of the companies producing test kits.
“Fauci must own shares in some of the companies producing test kits.”
Yes. And worse.
Keep fear alive!
Keep fear alive!
The left is thankful how well fear techniques work over and over on the masses.
As well as,lying,cheating and stealing.
If you have been caught short on test kits, I suggest making your guests park a mile away and give them 6 to 7 minutes to make it to your house. If they make it in the time allowed, they should have good lungs.
We stocked up on gravy and pie filling.
Which one is the turkey?
BOTH!
https://www.medpagetoday.com/special-reports/exclusives/95748
Experts are advocating for rapid COVID-19 tests as an added layer of safety for holiday gatherings — but they’re also railing against the high costs of these tests in the U.S., and pleading for prices to come down.
On Amazon, a two-pack of rapid tests ranges from $23.99 for the Quidel QuickVue to $34.99 for the On/Go test (a.k.a. Access Bio’s CareStart test). Prices for rapid tests start at $23.99 on the websites for CVS, Walgreens, and Rite Aid.
We are so being played by these clowns
I have a feeling that many of these clowns meet up in the green room or hair and make-up nd laugh their asses off.
They’re all in on the con.
“Say! Don’t I see something over there stuck behind the drapes? Why, I think there *is* something over there behind the drapes.”
Raphie looks up. He runs to the drapes. Sure enough there it is, a long, heavy, red-wrapped package. It’s marked “to Ralph from Santa”. Frantically, Raphie tears the wrappings off.
“A Covid testing kit!”
(with apologies to “A Christmas Story”)
Last week I drove from FL to NC. Had to stop at every rest stop ;)
I was amazed by how many travelers were wearing those stupid masks.
Fauci and Governor Hogan probably own the rights to the test kits.
Covid is made to order for Virtue Soapboxers.
I keep trying to test the turkeys running through the yard but they keep running away...guess they don’t “trust the science”....
:-)
Oh look a Butt-head and a Turkey
He owns shares in big phara behind the vaccines. Guaranteed.
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