Beyond Meat Implodes After Reporting Catastrophic Q3 Sales

Understanding Deep Politics ^ | 10-22-21 | Tyler Durden

[Tell It Right]

A year ago the investing blogosphere was all abuzz about Beyond Meat. I hope you got out while it was high.

[Sans-Culotte]

May it be thus for every purveyor of fake vegan foods.

[Red Badger]

[Sequoyah101]

So the translation of the investor guidance is:

NOT MANY PEOPLE LIKE OUR PRODUCT.

[Red Badger]

[Gene Eric]

The curiosity and interest prolly waned.

[markomalley]

No shock. I have nothing against vegetarian food, but that stuff was just plain nasty.

[V_TWIN]

As I understand it the dirty little secret about fake meat is that is no more healthy for you than real meat....so why bother?

[mylife]

[V_TWIN]

Also, God gave me canine teeth for a reason.

[rktman]

WHAT? Oh NOES! They slaughtered all those plants for naught. Who could have seen this coming?

[OKSooner]

Excellent. One is very happy to hear this.

Mashed up legumes and fungi with some enzymes and carefully selected herbs and spices get kinda old quickly... like after 0 tries...

[allendale]

You gotta laugh at all these envioro/vegan lunatics eating a product that is loaded with all those synthetic chemicals. Rotting road kill is healthier than this stuff.

[Joe 6-pack]

The whole problem with the concept of a, “meat substitute,” is that there simply is no substitute for meat.

[Empire_of_Liberty]

I guess pork was a bridge too far.

[Chauncey Gardiner]

Good. They can take coal-burning EV’s down the tubes with them.

[Vision]

Those are trophy size squash. Should have one mounted.

[Red Badger]

Stuffed..................with sausage...................

[j.havenfarm]

All of the marketing for these products has the clear but unstated premise that these products are good for you, and good for the planet. I happen to disagree with both premises, but they’re supposed to make us ignore that they taste like crap