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Arms Race Heats Up: Just As China Reveals Space Nukes, America Responds With Trans Admiral
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/19/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/19/2021 1:08:49 PM PDT by DFG

WORLD—The arms race is heating up between the U.S. and China. Just last week, China revealed its brand new "space nukes", which are capable of easily nuking any country on the planet. The United States responded swiftly to the provocation by unveiling the world's first trans admiral.

"China, you've been warned," said Biden to a Chinese food delivery person he mistook for President Xi. "Our transgender admiral is fully armed and operational. If you cross us, we will unleash the full fire and fury of this deadly weapon upon you, make no mistake."

Military experts say that while a space nuke is somewhat impressive, it pales in comparison to the awesome power of diversity. "With Rachel Levine serving as admiral, nations around the world will bow before the terrifying might of our transgender empowerment," said General Milley. "We must pursue peace through strength. Strength of inclusivity."

Biden insisted that there is no weapon yet conceived that can top Admiral Levine and that he will gladly accept China's preemptive surrender.

Admiral Levine was not available for comment as she was getting her prostate examined.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: admiral; babylonbee; china; levine; trans
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To: reg45

Maybe a Rear Admiral that’s now a Front Admiral?


21 posted on 10/19/2021 3:14:45 PM PDT by Mr. Rabbit
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To: DFG
Democrats believe men make better women than women do - and yet, millions of women ( mostly whites under 50) say

YES! Yes they Do!!

22 posted on 10/19/2021 3:23:53 PM PDT by atc23 (The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates and the cult of "safety")
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To: Bob434
promoted to rear admiral

I was hoping you wouldn't go there.

23 posted on 10/19/2021 5:38:40 PM PDT by dearolddad
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To: DFG

This one isn’t satire. Sadly.


24 posted on 10/19/2021 5:43:06 PM PDT by ealgeone
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To: DFG
“first-ever female” four-star admiral.”

The future first ever female four-star admiral will not be recognized as the first because a man took that privilege away from her.

25 posted on 10/19/2021 5:58:34 PM PDT by Tai_Chung
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To: DFG

Wow!!! The Bee plagiarized a NYT/WoPo future article.


26 posted on 10/19/2021 7:20:40 PM PDT by Texaspeptoman (Even cannibals... get fed up with people sometimes.)
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To: DFG

This reminds me of the 2014 Winter Olympics when 0bama sent that delegation of queer athletes to Sochi because he wanted to show up Putin. Then immediately after the Olympics were over Putin invaded Crimea. Sure showed him, didn’t he?

Our nation is being destroyed. From within now, and from without in the near future.


27 posted on 10/26/2021 3:06:59 PM PDT by GenXFreedomFighter (We are so screwed.)
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