Posted on 10/16/2021 11:06:02 AM PDT by lightman
Are you exhausted just thinking about the best ways to make Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, and Christmas as divisive and miserable as possible for family and friends?
Are you concerned that your 6-year-old, who has a better chance of dying from walking in front of a bus than dying from COVID, might get the CCP virus from your unvaccinated uncle?
Do you wish you had an easy way for guests to know who they should and shouldn’t talk to or get too close to when it comes time to choose a seat at the dining room table?
Well, you’re in luck. The CDC has published its brand new guidelines for how family and friends should interact with their loved ones—just in time for the holidays.
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If you have a relative or friend who needs to travel to get to your home but isn’t vaccinated, you might want to start by convincing them to stay home. The CDC recommends unvaccinated people stay home and celebrate with the cat.
For unvaccinated local guests who can make the trip without endangering others, you might want to have a box of surgical masks handy, just in case you have an inconsiderate relative who forgets to mask up. Because according to the CDC, if your guests aren’t vaccinated, and you’re going to be entertaining inside, they need to wear a mask.
Of course, there’s no guidance for those who’ve suffered through COVID and now have natural immunity, because unlike those who’ve taken the vaccine and are discovering its efficacy had dropped to below 50%, “it’s just too soon” for Dr. Fauci to know if natural immunity provides better protection than being vaccinated. To be safe—if you’ve had COVID and have been around others with COVID and never contracted it, you should still wear a mask. But vaccinated people who are shedding the COVID virus like a snake sheds its skin—they don’t need to wear a mask according to the CDC guidelines. There is one caveat, before allowing a vaccinated person to go maskless inside your home, you should ask them to provide an up-to-date map of where they’ve been to be sure they haven’t visited any COVID hot spots in which case, they too will need to mask up.
And finally, you may want to order your meal from a local restaurant. Unfortunately, you’re going to be so busy figuring out the logistics of how to keep your unvaccinated guests in line with the recommended CDC guidelines that you may not have time to keep an eye on the turkey.
Happy Thanksgiving, Happy Hanukkah, and Merry Christmas from the CDC, the government agency that’s been dividing Americans for almost 2 years.
Good GOD, people ...
What are we allowing ?
Rule # 1 = No testing.
Rule # 2 = Don’t ask permission
Rule # 3 = No testing
Rule # 4 = Don’t ask/don’t tell
Rule # 5 = No testing
Rule # 6 = There is no rule # 6
Since the vaccine doesn’t work to prevent disease transmission, what is the point in considering it at all?
A$$HOLES!
Don’t let the vaxxed ones in the house
woopps dunno why it double posted
Afeared of the unvaxed. So they admit again the vax doesn’t work.
said it before
this load of bullsh1t across the board
wont stop until we frog march out the entire socialist admin from the white house and put an end to them
they won’t stop, short of that
Abbott and Costello’s “Who’s Been Vaccinated?”
(satire)
https://catholicconvert.com/abbott-and-costellos-whos-been-vaccinated/
Or I could ignor the covid cultists and go about my life like a normal human being.
I see what you did there, but you need rule 7, otherwise the rule 6 line isn’t nearly as funny.
FWIW—that skit has been flushed down the memory hole.
good...
my kwanzaa celebration doesn’t appear to be included in the cdc guidelines... 😁...
What’s amusing about this is that someone in DC - quite a lot, apparently - have such empty lives that they actually fantasize that people are dying for their august guidance and are going to do this stuff. It’s a Stupid Test - if any of my relatives were this stupid I’d do my best to avoid them.
Vaxx Super Spreaders are the issue...
I trust everyone has jettisoned from their lives any family member or friend who would even consider this at a family event. I have.
Black Light Baby!
Dear CDC. You are not invited for Thanksgiving. You will never be invited. You are not going to cause any guests to be pushed out the back door and sent to a tent for din.
I know you’re very eager to blame the next uptick on the holidays. In spite of the fact that the numbers go up because we are not outside as much.
Is it the Christian nature of Thanksgiving? Don’t deny it. Did you issue “guidelines” for kwanza and/or ramadan? No. So shut up.
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