Posted on 09/27/2021 9:28:04 AM PDT by Starman417
First, you see them then you don't. Now appearing at the White House for a limited engagement, Joe Biden and his sidekick Kamala, just performed a magic disappearing trick that would make David Copperfield jealous. One day, 13,000 Haitians were crammed under a bridge in Texas, waiting for entry into the good old U.S.A. Night fell and the curtain came down. When America awoke the next morning everyone was surprised to discover that the Haitians had vanished. Where did they go? Only the shadow knows.
They disappeared right before our eyes. When queried by the crack White House reporters, Press Secretary Peppermint Patty said, "Haitians, what Haitians? I don't see no Haitians. I'll circle back to that later-HEY, Joe says free ice cream for everyone!" Some theorize the Haitians were abducted by aliens (no pun intended) and were swiftly placed in stasis like the movie The Matrix. They are now in a virtual reality simulator and think that they actually live in Chicago. They are totally loving the deep dish pizza but the drive-by shootings, gang warfare, and terrible traffic not so much.
Another excellent theory is that they were transported, in the dead of night, into Kohler, Wisconsin, and were give free passes to watch the Ryder Cup golf tournament. Sure, that sounds crazy, but try to find an open hotel room anywhere near the Whistling Straits Golf course. A coincidence? I thinketh not. Handlers were accused of discrimination because they forced the Haitians to wear blue and yellow outfits and pretend that they were from Europe. In another dramatic moment, two Haitians were ejected from the course because they were observed holding a large, red banner that read: TRUMP WON IN 2020! That was embarrassing. An angry DHS Chief, Alejandro Mayorkas, said those two Czechoslovakian dudes would be immediately punished, banished from Wisconsin forever, and immediately sent to …wait for it…California. That is tough love baby. No more beer for those dudes and Alejandro even confiscated their complimentary cheesehead hats.
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Are people going to be surprised when they learn that they are not eligible to donate blood because they are now living in Haiti by proxy?
About 2,000 were sent back to Haiti and about 10,000 allowed into the USA. Check the Motel 6 website for fully booked motels.
But none of them could still be in the U.S. as Psaki said, when asked why they didn’t have to show proof of vaccination, “They are not intending to stay here”.
I suppose “here” meant “under the bridge”.
They’re probably preparing the grounds under the bridge for the next batch of Haitian’s who are on their way north.
Biden shipped them to Kabul but the Taliban shipped them back with note saying no, thanks, we have out own homegrown poverty and a shortage of bridges to stand under.
Rest assured they will turn up at welfare offices and public school enrollment offices.
And don’t blame Joe Biden for raising your local property taxes if you make less than $400,000/year. He told would-be invaders to hold off for awhile, but they ignored him.
The junta does not seem to care that they are destroying the country. They are destroying every freedom we have. They are destroying commerce. They are destroying borders. They are destroying what it means to be an American. They are openly destroying our history. They are openly destroying our values. Our system of elections has been decimated. Our healthcare has been subverted. Working and walking around freedoms, freedom to participate in society, freedom of speech, all of it, is being wiped out in front of our very eyes. And they do not care. The Marxist totalitarians do not care, and they behave as if their destructive actions do not matter, because they have no intention of being elected again. They seem to know the jig is up. They plan to not have to contend with the status quo and chaos they are creating. Watching what they do, and not listening to what they say, their aims are clear, to destroy America and our way of life. May God Almighty protect us. We have to stop.
“Press Secretary Peppermint Patty said, “Haitians, what Haitians? I don’t see no Haitians. I’ll circle back to that later-HEY, Joe says free ice cream for everyone!” Some theorize the Haitians were abducted by aliens”
This should enrage Americans, not be joked about. Stupid article.
The Haitians have been sent around the country in the dead of night and are unwanted by every sane person.
Haitians have an average IQ of 67, which happens to be the bar that classifies people as mentally retarded. This will be a huge long term burden on the United States. Even the military won’t enlist people with an IQ below 80.
The only Americans who benefit from this are Democrats (votes!), prison owners (yah!), HUD builders (graft!), and welfare bureaucrats.
All you have to do is look at Haiti itself to know those coming here will not be good for this country. Their culture isn’t compatible.
What better 'enforcers' than a multitude of ignorant myrmidons to control a population. China does something similar. The transfer soldiers from East to West and North to South and vice versa so they will have no emotional attachments to the people they are 'guarding'. They then are willingly able to kill people they do not know or care for................
Haitians have an average IQ of 67, which happens to be the bar that classifies people as mentally retarded.
Level 1 retardation is around 70.
Maybe there needs to be an IQ test to vote.
The same was done to other common words like "Celebration", "Centerfold" and "Royals."
bkmk
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