Posted on 09/19/2021 1:28:59 PM PDT by Texas Fossil
First things first. If there ever was an actual “insurrection”, a couple hundred patriots with axe handles would easily crush these out-of-shape DC riot goons dressed like teenage ninja turtles. Just sayin’… Although, to be fair, a few of the groups did look like they just raided the costume surplus from the last Batman movie.
Today, the feds planted undercover operatives all over the DC mall in an effort to manipulate the crowd and set-up another “insurrection narrative.” However, in a hilarious turn of events no one showed up to play. As a result, there were more media looking for stories than actual protestors, and the DC riot police looked like knuckleheads on a scavenger hunt for Easter eggs. Dummies.
Amid the over-the-top nonsense, the DC police did notice a suspicious man dressed in Antifa garb wearing a concealed firearm. However, when they moved in to question him, the doofus had to admit he was an undercover federal agent and showed his badge. That’s when things really got funny because the cops, now with a case of the sads, had to pretend like they were arresting him in order to retain appearances. It was all caught on camera. WATCH:
Apparently, according to the Twitter, this is what happens when you throw an entrapment party and no one shows up.
I know it might be hard to believe, but it does get funnier than the Spaceballs extras video-taped above.
FBI Briefing instructions: “Look normal, as close to “cookout party dads” as possible. Pick up your Kohl’s gift cards at the desk on your way out. High socks preferred for optics. Remember boys, be invisible!” “Alex, you take point on this one.” “Got it!” “Hey guys, lets all look the same, so that way we will look like everybody else”…
Government issued Ray-Ban’s… √
Squared away haircuts…. √
Black socks…. √
Govt approved wristwatches… √
Inability to blend in, and look totally stupid…. √
Wait what… why did that guy just say we look like “prouder boys”?
Good photo's and video at the link
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The really funny thing is that the white supremacist infiltration with feds requires they hire white angry males with a bias. The FBI must look like a frat house reunion.
The poor black FBI agents must be stuck under an overpass in Del Rio using a 5 gallon bucket for a toilet and sleeping on concrete.
Are you undercover?
I couldn't tell what the response was, but it should have been, "well not anymore!"
Someone on Twitter commented
7 of 7 Feds
3 of 7 Named Jason.
Today, the feds planted undercover operatives all over the DC mall in an effort to manipulate the crowd and set-up another “insurrection narrative.
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It is becoming increasingly difficult to support any law enforcement ( I do not) from any .gov branch or any state organization. It is now clear most have been corrupted and simply not to be trusted. The ones that have my support is my local Sheriff, all others must now prove they have NOT been corrupted by Senile Joe’s administration…..yes - it is their turn, they must prove their innocence - much like Trump supporters, Conservatives and even Christians have been forced to. Perilous times.
Hee hee hee.
They have a good sense of humor.
They did not expect any cell phone video’s to capture the moment.
exposed.
Boy size.
As we speak about 200 FBI agents are returning their MAGA hats to Amazon.
They Need
More
“Horn Guys!”
Feds trying to set up angry patriots.
Epic fail...ha-ha!
Would not surprise me.
I doubt if they were wearing MAGA hats they bought them.
Obozo wanted a Federal Police force as large as the mliary. Some one told him that was unconstitutional. So what did he do? He set up SWAT teams in a lot of the federal agencies.
He never felt he was bound the the law. It is the #ComDem_Way.
That was well done and funny as hell.
Speaking of West Side Story, 🎶my sister wears a mustache, my brother wears a dress, goodness gracious that’s why I’m a mess🎶 Leonard Bernstein was a liberal moron but even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while
Odd that the FBI didn't give a damn when BLM and Antifa did two billion dollars worth of damage to cities in flyover. Guess when George Soros and the commies 'rent a crowd' they also pay off the feds.
Easy to spot, really. They were all wearing homosexual uniforms.
They are all on the same team.
All Totalitarians.
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