Posted on 08/30/2021 2:54:39 PM PDT by DFG
SEATTLE, WA—In a deal that probably has nothing to do with Pfizer’s COVID-19 vaccine showing disappointing long-term effectiveness, the pharmaceutical giant has announced an ambitious partnership with bulk wholesale giant Costco, and the unveiling of the new Pfizer-Kirkland Signature 5-Gallon Family Size Vaccine Booster Tub™.
Every Costco store is now stocked with sensibly-sized buckets of the vaccine, complete with instructions, kid-friendly self-stick syringes, and a 5-pack of IV kits for families who have been led to believe in overwhelming safety over all other aspects of life.
Kelly Earskin, while shopping for some chips and a jacuzzi, commented that the tubs were not hard to find due to the size of each bucket, and the fact that the pharmacy and vitamin shelves had been replaced with dozens of pallets of the stuff. “I had actually forgotten to pick up the vaccine, but the checkout worker ran back and grabbed it for me because Costco workers are so friendly and also because it’s required and you can’t leave the store without buying some."
At press time, Donald Trump was seen on the street corner near Costco spinning a sign that advertised 5-gallon buckets of hydroxychloroquine.
Not bad, but I could do without the poke at Trump.”
Especially since Trump is the person who was responsible for getting the vaccines developed and likely saved our economy by doing so.
You'll get a lot of disagreement over that on FR, but not from me.
Love it... Thanks Babylon Bee
“ You’ll get a lot of disagreement over that on FR, but not from me”
Trump talked in an encouraging way last year that the virus wasn’t going to take us down.
He was doing his best to prevent another depression which was a very real possibility at that time.
His words were twisted by the right and the left as saying “Covid won’t hurt you”.
THATS NOT what Trump said.
The “it’s only the flu” came from this.
The worthless media piled on on the left and made it out that Trump didn’t take the virus seriously .
He did take it seriously and steered the ship successfully through dangerous waters.
As I said earlier , the economy could have cratered.
He should get immensely more credit for what he did.
It’s in my coupon book for next month!
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LOL
-PJ
I think Trump would like it! Sounds like something he would do!
He also said the cure cannot be worse then the disease. Or something like that. Biden is in charge of the vax now. Feal good about that? Do you think Trump would have ever let vax mandates be uttered let alone implemented?
“Or something like that. Biden is in charge of the vax now. Feal good about that? “
You should have voted for Trump then.
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