Posted on 08/23/2021 11:14:33 AM PDT by DFG
U.S.—100 million Americans who were previously hesitant to get vaccinated are rejoicing today after the FDA approved it, proving that everything is totally safe.
According to sources, the Food and Drug Administration is completely trustworthy and has never approved harmful drugs for the public before. Those sources further confirmed that the FDA is a part of the government, which has never lied or been incompetent or corrupt in any way.
"Yeah, I've always trusted the government and drug companies, so I guess I'm ok to get the vaccine now," said Bubba Snugglebrugg, who was previously a militant anti-vaxxer. "I can't wait to get my 'Fauci Ouchie' and wear my Pfizer sticker! Thanks, FDA!"
Sources within the FDA say the vaccine went through a rigorous approval process of various government bureaucrats saying "Oh well, what the heck—we may as well approve this now", and signing a very important-looking document with a government seal and some big words on it.
"That's good enough for me!" said Snugglebrugg.
Reads very much like "I read it on the Internet, so it must be true". I have little faith we're seeing the truth from the pro-Vax and anti-Vax crowds these days.
Is that right? I don’t think so I’ll look
Really? They are pretty darned stupid as I am certain they have not educated themselves as to side effects, deaths, etc.
I’m not anti-vax so please don’t lump us in with that bullshiite. I’m very pro-vax but these things aint vaccines, they’re experimental messengerRNA gene therapy sequences, the same kind of stuff men take when they wanna look like a woman and grow boobs.
I thought it was obvious by “Vax” that we were talking about the COVID vaccines. I have no problem with other, well-developed and well-tested vaccines.
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The anti-vaxxer conspiracy contingent was around long before COVID. Look before you leap.
No, you’re making my statement into something it is not. You have your own issues with anti-Vaxxers. I am not one of them, except for the COVID vaccines. Yet you seem compelled to put me in that category. Read thoroughly before you comment.
No, you’re making my statement into something it is not.
***You used the phrase pro-vax and anti-vax crowd. It aint the case. It’s vaxhole statists vs anti MessengerRNA experimental gene therapy sequence detractors.
You have your own issues with anti-Vaxxers.
***They were here before COVID. So what exactly were you saying “NO” to?
I am not one of them, except for the COVID vaccines.
***Same here, so use the right terminology. Read thoroughly before you comment.
Yet you seem compelled to put me in that category.
***You put yourself in that category and it seems you’re reluctant to correct your obvious misunderstanding of it.
Read thoroughly before you comment.
***I did. Same can be said of you, and lookie here, I just did say that to you.
I’m just loving the name Bubba Snugglebrug.
The Bee rocks.
I would dare to say that 95% of the “anti-vaxers” ( as the Vax Pimps here refer to us) have had every single vaccine (yeah the real vaccines) ever authorized for general distribution. I have had Small Pox, chicken Pox, measles, mumps, rubella, tetanus.... all of them.
This thing they are demanding we take is not a vaccine, is not effective in preventing the disease, at best it gives limited temporary prevention of the severe symptoms (maybe) and no one knows the long term effects on the human body.
So while I believe in vaccines, I won’t be taking this thing unless they tie me down and shoot me in the arm, like they are doing in Australia.
If they develop a proven “vaccine” and it doesn’t involve the use of murdered baby tissue in the research, development or testing, I’ll be the first in line to take it.
I won’t be a ginea pig in this grand demonic experiment.
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anti MessengerRNA experimental gene therapy sequence detractors.
AMeRNAxGeTS detracters
AMeRNAgtse detractors
AGTSmRNAx
anti COMIRNATY (COVID-19 Vaccine, mRNA)
Fine, then you don’t believe anyone so why are you asking for sources?
You don’t actually trust the government and big pharma, do you?
bttt
Always trust but verify. :-)
Okay, now *that* is useful information. Thank you.
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