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Fatal Consequences of Vaccinations Disputed [semi-satire]
semi news/semi satire ^ | 8 August 2021 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/10/2021 1:16:41 PM PDT by John Semmens

Peter Schirmacher, director of the Pathological Institute of the University of Heidelberg in Germany performed autopsies on over forty people who died within two weeks of their COVID vaccination. He concluded that 30% to 40% of these deaths were caused by the vaccinations. He called for more autopsies to be undertaken to confirm or refute his findings.

Hoping to avert a panic, the Merkel administration quickly rebutted Schumacher’s findings calling them “incomprehensible” and “not the official view of the government. Our view is that the vaccines are safe and no further autopsies or investigations are necessary.” Immunologist Christian Bogdan from the Erlangen University Hospital, echoed the government’s position, saying that “giving credence to Schumacher’s research would undermine the drive to achieve the government’s 100% vaccinated goal and could cost pharmaceutical companies billions of dollars in profits. In the clinical trials the death rates in the test group given the vaccine and the control group given a placebo were almost identical. This shows that the vaccine is no more deadly than the placebo used in the clinical trials.”

In related news, the CDC’s Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS) reports that there have been 12,366 deaths and 70,105 serious injuries resulting from COVID vaccinations administered between Dec. 14, 2020 and July 30, 2021.

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TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics; Science
KEYWORDS: censorship; covid; satire; vaccines

1 posted on 08/10/2021 1:16:42 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“Our view is that the vaccines are safe and no further autopsies or investigations are necessary.”

I don’t know how to respond to that.


2 posted on 08/10/2021 1:30:38 PM PDT by shaven_llama
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To: John Semmens

It took about three years for the UK to realize there was a problem with Thalidomide.


3 posted on 08/10/2021 1:47:56 PM PDT by fruser1
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To: John Semmens
You can recover from illness.

You cannot be unvaxxed…
4 posted on 08/10/2021 1:49:34 PM PDT by Jan_Sobieski (Sanctification)
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To: shaven_llama

Well after the vax takes out 2/3 of Americans, what you’ll have left is a bunch of conservatives and a bunch of minorities.

There should be enough space for both to co-exist.


5 posted on 08/10/2021 1:51:00 PM PDT by nascarnation
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