Posted on 08/09/2021 10:25:21 AM PDT by John Semmens
New York Attorney General Letitia James (D) announced that her investigation concludes that Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) sexually harassed at least 11 women during his terms as the state's governor. James emphasized that "the charges are credible, substantiated and corroborated. Laws were broken." However, James has declined to recommend that criminal charges be brought against the Governor.
At a press conference he called to refute the accusations, Gov. Cuomo insisted that "I never touched anyone inappropriately. Every kiss, caress, pinch, and pat were expressions of the love and appreciation I felt for these voluptuous babes." He then unveiled a slide show that included hundreds of photos of him invading the personal space of hundreds of women who he manhandled in various ways and asserted that "not once was I told to stop. Not once was I slapped or pushed away. This proves that the contact was consensual."
President Biden, a man who is fond of fondling young females, called for Cuomo to resign. "A man needs to know where to draw the line," he said. "When you go over that line you have to pay a price." Press Secretary Jen Psaki rebuffed New York Post reporter Stephen Nelson's inquiry asking if the President would support an investigation into the rape accusation made against him by Tara Reade, saying "81 million voters already rendered a not guilty verdict when they elected him last November. Another investigation would constitute double-jeopardy."
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