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Biden Tells Of The Time He Drove A Corellian Freighter And Made The Kessel Run In Less Than 12 Parsecs
Babylon Bee ^ | 07/30/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/30/2021 9:50:52 AM PDT by DFG

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To: DFG

Is it true biden won 3 gold metals
in the 1939 0lympics?


21 posted on 07/30/2021 10:30:01 AM PDT by Leep (Save America. Lock down Joe Biden!)
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To: Vermont Lt

The point is that Biden’s claim was nonsensical. See how that fits in?


22 posted on 07/30/2021 10:40:40 AM PDT by Mr. Lucky
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To: DFG

The real question is how many democrat voters will actually believe this story?


23 posted on 07/30/2021 10:54:31 AM PDT by joma89 (Buy weapons and ammo, folks, and have the will to use them.)
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To: DFG

Biden’s fabrications are starting to resemble the North Korean stories about Kim il-Sungs making multiple holes in one the first time he played golf.


24 posted on 07/30/2021 11:32:29 AM PDT by The Great RJ ("Socialists are happy until they run out of people's money." Margaret Thatcher)
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To: DFG

Was this before or after he found the sword Excalibur in the Ark of the Covenant? Or was that Elizabeth Warren?


25 posted on 07/30/2021 11:58:46 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Do kids in Iceland still play "The Floor Is Lava?")
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To: Vermont Lt

A parsec is a measure of distance
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The why would he say that he made a run in 12 parsec, if it is always 12 parsecs.

It is a definition of a time unit.

as a light year is a distance measure not a time unit as in how far light will travel in one year.


26 posted on 07/30/2021 12:22:32 PM PDT by dirtymac ( Now Is The Time For All Good Men To ComeTo The Aid Of Their Country! NOW)
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To: dirtymac

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Kessel_Run/Legends


27 posted on 07/30/2021 12:29:35 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: DFG

And he had to do a corkscrew landing so Hillary wouldn’t get shot by the Klingons.


28 posted on 07/30/2021 12:40:05 PM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

How many grams in a Parsec?


29 posted on 07/30/2021 12:40:59 PM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes.)
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To: Red Badger

In a weak moment, I watched “Solo”.
Not worth the time to watch but they did make a lame effort to explain “The Kessel Run” comment.
Explanation seemed dumb too.


30 posted on 07/30/2021 1:03:18 PM PDT by Zathras
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To: dirtymac

Because he plotted a course through some asteroid section that was dangerous and he was able to go directly through it, instead of around it—thus doing in less time AND covering less distance.

Of course…none of it is real.


31 posted on 07/30/2021 5:15:25 PM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: DFG; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; DoodleBob; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...

President Biden, may The Force be with you!

DANG!


32 posted on 08/02/2021 8:40:58 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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To: Political Junkie Too

“I did it with that rodeo clown . . . um, er, what is his name again? Ban something?”


33 posted on 08/02/2021 8:43:11 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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To: Organic Panic
How many grams in a Parsec?

That sounds like Hunter's bailiwick.*

*Still, kudos to him for apparently kicking his habit, even if he's still a corrupt git.

34 posted on 08/02/2021 8:46:04 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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