Posted on 07/26/2021 3:40:49 PM PDT by MNDude
In a historic compromise, the world has agreed to come together despite different opinions on lockdowns, vaccinations, masks, and other COVID measures. To bridge the gap between the two broad groups of opinion, those who are still scared of COVID will be locked down in their homes, never to leave again, while everyone else will be free to live their lives as normal.
This is a great solution for everyone," said virologist Dr. Bob Reardon. "The people who are scared of the disease will have very little chance of catching it. They can get food delivered to them and watch Netflix shows. They won't have to be annoyed by seeing people not wearing masks, because the only person they will see will be themselves, and they'll definitely be wearing a mask while alone in the house."
Meanwhile, experts say, people who aren't scared of COVID will just keep living their lives, as many have already been doing for the past year.
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If only.
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It’s happened again, satire is truth.
Pretty much what’s happening as I see it. Despite loads of people not wearing masks anymore, some people are just hanging onto their masks like a crutch.
Amazon says YES!
Please make it so.....things are getting ridiculous.
I wish this was not satire, because this is the correct solution and always has been. If a person is scared, they are ones that should stay home. Those of use not scared of the WuFlu with a 99.7% survival rate can continue to live our lives. Win-win, well, except for the busy body communists who are attempting to lock everyone down just for the fun of “training” people to submit to the government.
Lets see, they lied to the country about the rona virus for 18 months and now on to of that now they want mandates.
What more lies can we expect next???
Bwahahahaha!
Live in the DC burbs.
Few weeks ago most people weren’t wearing masks at the grocery. Today at the grocery I only saw one other customer without a mask!!
Stupidity is frustrating.
Blue states will go under lockdown (minus perhaps Gov. Elder of California); and the red states will party hearty.
Some day, at some point, there are FReepers who are going to say, it's just not worth it in a Blue state.
These guys are good!
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