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Unemployment Up 800% Among Ethnic Mascots
Babylon Bee ^
| 07/23/2021
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 07/23/2021 2:09:36 PM PDT by DFG
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posted on
07/23/2021 2:09:36 PM PDT
by
DFG
To: DFG
“According to one source, the Land O’Lakes Native American girl, once a shining star of the margarine world, has been reduced to asking for change outside a Whataburger in Texas.”
These guys should are great writers and should be doing sketch comedy with this stuff.
This is way better than anything SNL has done in decades.
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posted on
07/23/2021 2:27:23 PM PDT
by
Eddie01
To: Eddie01
Maybe One America News can hire them for an hour a week on Saturday nights?
I’d pay!
3
posted on
07/23/2021 2:29:41 PM PDT
by
Roman_War_Criminal
(Jesus + Something = Nothing ; Jesus + Nothing = Everything )
To: DFG
Where’s Liz Feather Head Warren when it counts?
4
posted on
07/23/2021 2:31:38 PM PDT
by
Track9
(Dealing with democrats is like living without toilet paper. )
To: Track9
Appropriating someone else’s culture?
I here she identifies as Pacific Islander now.
Claims her father was US military and her mom was from Yap.
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posted on
07/23/2021 2:37:38 PM PDT
by
Eddie01
To: Eddie01
From Yap sounds about right.
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posted on
07/23/2021 3:00:39 PM PDT
by
Track9
(Dealing with democrats is like living without toilet paper. )
To: DFG
Bring back the Land O’ Lakes Indian maiden. Miss making boobs out of her knees...sniff...
To: DFG
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posted on
07/23/2021 3:01:51 PM PDT
by
Rocky
To: Eddie01
Land O’Lakes makes Butter, not Margarine.
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posted on
07/23/2021 3:04:32 PM PDT
by
Kickass Conservative
(Trump - Make America Great Again / Biden - Make American Grovel Again...)
To: Eddie01
Yeah but they got it wrong about the Land o’ Lakes girl. Strictly butter and real dairy products all the way.
Nothing fake or man-made, know what I’m saying?
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posted on
07/23/2021 3:06:02 PM PDT
by
OKSooner
(Salute the Marines.)
To: Track9; Eddie01
Was Trump culturally appropriating by building casinos?
11
posted on
07/23/2021 3:42:53 PM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Tell It Right
No Indian Tribes were appropriating from Mo Green.
12
posted on
07/23/2021 3:44:01 PM PDT
by
Eddie01
To: Eddie01
...or was it Meyer Lansky
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posted on
07/23/2021 3:45:56 PM PDT
by
Eddie01
To: Eddie01
To: DFG
According to one source, the Land O'Lakes Native American girl, once a shining star of the margarine world, has been reduced to asking for change outside a Whataburger in Texas.
How did she wind up in Texas?! I'd expect her to be outside of a Culver's Butterburger in Minnesota (Lakes) or Wisconsin (Dairy).
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posted on
07/23/2021 3:55:45 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(“At first you go bankrupt slowly, then all at once.” -- Hemingway)
To: DFG
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posted on
07/23/2021 4:03:35 PM PDT
by
Bigg Red
(Trump will be sworn in under a shower of confetti made from the tattered remains of the Rat Party.)
To: DFG
Who is the guy on the left, wearing the green jacket and standing behind the box of Uncle Ben’s?
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posted on
07/23/2021 4:08:14 PM PDT
by
OKSooner
(Salute the Marines.)
To: DFG
I say we have mascots and team names for who we really are:
The Atlanta Cheaters
The Washington False Flaggers
The New York Tourist Killers
The Los Angeles Squatters
The San Francisco Street Shitters
The Seattle Kristallnachts
The Boston NIMBY’s
The Baltimore 0.30 GPAers
The Chicago Drive-Byers
The Arizona Last Hopes For the Republic
Or, we could embrace cancel culture and be who they want us to be:
The Washington Raaaacists
The Houston Global Warmers
The Chicago White Oppressors
The New York One Percenters
The Dallas White Supremacists
The San Francisco.... oh hell, SF is already everything they want it to be. Let’s just give them back Kaepernick (although I want his culturally-appropriated name back).
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posted on
07/23/2021 4:17:57 PM PDT
by
nicollo
(I said no!)
To: OKSooner
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posted on
07/23/2021 4:47:35 PM PDT
by
DFG
To: DFG
OK, Thanks.
That shows how much I know.
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posted on
07/23/2021 5:01:53 PM PDT
by
OKSooner
(Salute the Marines.)
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