Unemployment Up 800% Among Ethnic Mascots

Babylon Bee ^ | 07/23/2021 | Babylon Bee

[DFG]

[Eddie01]

“According to one source, the Land O’Lakes Native American girl, once a shining star of the margarine world, has been reduced to asking for change outside a Whataburger in Texas.”

These guys should are great writers and should be doing sketch comedy with this stuff.

This is way better than anything SNL has done in decades.

[Roman_War_Criminal]

Maybe One America News can hire them for an hour a week on Saturday nights?

I’d pay!

[Track9]

Where’s Liz Feather Head Warren when it counts?

[Eddie01]

Appropriating someone else’s culture?

I here she identifies as Pacific Islander now.

Claims her father was US military and her mom was from Yap.

[Track9]

From Yap sounds about right.

[twister881]

Bring back the Land O’ Lakes Indian maiden. Miss making boobs out of her knees...sniff...

[Rocky]

Hilarious.

[Kickass Conservative]

Land O’Lakes makes Butter, not Margarine.

[OKSooner]

Yeah but they got it wrong about the Land o’ Lakes girl. Strictly butter and real dairy products all the way.

Nothing fake or man-made, know what I’m saying?

[Tell It Right]

Was Trump culturally appropriating by building casinos?

[Eddie01]

No Indian Tribes were appropriating from Mo Green.

[Eddie01]

...or was it Meyer Lansky

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[Dr. Sivana]

According to one source, the Land O'Lakes Native American girl, once a shining star of the margarine world, has been reduced to asking for change outside a Whataburger in Texas.

How did she wind up in Texas?! I'd expect her to be outside of a Culver's Butterburger in Minnesota (Lakes) or Wisconsin (Dairy).

[Bigg Red]

Funny

[OKSooner]

Who is the guy on the left, wearing the green jacket and standing behind the box of Uncle Ben’s?

[nicollo]

I say we have mascots and team names for who we really are:

The Atlanta Cheaters
The Washington False Flaggers
The New York Tourist Killers
The Los Angeles Squatters
The San Francisco Street Shitters
The Seattle Kristallnachts
The Boston NIMBY’s
The Baltimore 0.30 GPAers
The Chicago Drive-Byers
The Arizona Last Hopes For the Republic

Or, we could embrace cancel culture and be who they want us to be:

The Washington Raaaacists
The Houston Global Warmers
The Chicago White Oppressors
The New York One Percenters
The Dallas White Supremacists
The San Francisco.... oh hell, SF is already everything they want it to be. Let’s just give them back Kaepernick (although I want his culturally-appropriated name back).

[DFG]

Apu from “The Simpsons”.

[OKSooner]

OK, Thanks.

That shows how much I know.