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Teachers Demand Cameras In Homes To Monitor What Parents Are Teaching Children
Babylon Bee ^ | 07/08/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/08/2021 2:47:21 PM PDT by DFG

U.S.—Controversy continues to unfold surrounding what teachers should and should not be teaching children. Teachers have responded by demanding cameras be placed in homes so they can monitor what parents are teaching their students.

“Why shouldn’t we be able to see what they are teaching our students? Do they have something to hide?” said Katherine Lunsford, a public school teacher, and activist. “For all we know, they could be teaching our students that America is a great country, or worse, that not seeing race is okay.”

“We need dedicated cameras in every room to watch students at all times to ensure they are being educated with state-approved worldviews,” Katherine continued. “We can’t just sit back and let these parents undo all of our hard work.”

Advocates of cameras in every home argue that a concerning number of parents are not adequately continuing the children’s education at home. They claim that kids return from summer break knowing nothing about climate justice, minority queer theory, or the racist roots of math.

“I just want my kids to learn the normal subjects and to treat everyone with respect regardless of race,” said local parent Paul Collins, an extremist bigot who pulled his kids out of public school to indoctrinate his kids. “CRT in public schools told my kids they were horrible, white oppressors! And now they are telling me that I can’t homeschool my kids unless they record everything that goes on in our home!”

At publishing time, parents who refused to accept cameras in their homes were labeled enemies of the state and their children were placed in the care of Child Protective Services.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: crt; education; teacher
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1 posted on 07/08/2021 2:47:21 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Not sure this is satire.


2 posted on 07/08/2021 2:48:17 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Note to self: Check source before reading headline to avoid dangerous blood pressure spikes.


3 posted on 07/08/2021 2:51:51 PM PDT by diplomatic_immunity
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To: DFG

Technically this is already true. Lots of schools demand that students have a camera on during their online classes.


4 posted on 07/08/2021 2:53:27 PM PDT by MercyFlush (A wise man once said nothing. )
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To: DFG

This would not surprise me in the least. Or they put some kind of microchip in the kids backpacks and conversations are recorded.


5 posted on 07/08/2021 2:54:25 PM PDT by hsmomx3
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To: DFG

Sadly it’s very easy to imagine this demand being true.


6 posted on 07/08/2021 2:55:23 PM PDT by wiseprince (Me,)
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To: DFG

Yeah let me put cameras in my house so you can watch what I do in my house. Really.. wtf is wrong with this.


7 posted on 07/08/2021 2:57:15 PM PDT by glimmerman70
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To: DFG

This is the “don’t give them any ideas” type of satire.


8 posted on 07/08/2021 2:57:19 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: hsmomx3

Who needs a microchip when you’ve got cell phones, Alexa, and all kinds of “smart” devices?


9 posted on 07/08/2021 3:00:00 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
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To: DFG

Ouch!


10 posted on 07/08/2021 3:00:48 PM PDT by sauropod (The smartphone is the retina of the mind's eye.)
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To: MercyFlush

Yep. And “watch this space”. They WILL come after home schoolers to make it illegal.


11 posted on 07/08/2021 3:00:53 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (RIP my "teddy bear". )
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

There is a conservative guy on Twitter that made comments about putting cameras in the classroom so parents can see what is going on. Some liberal figured then it should be mandated that folks who home-school their kids should also be forced to have cameras. Because “it’s the exact same thing!”.


12 posted on 07/08/2021 3:03:52 PM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful!)
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To: DFG

The Bee is giving teachers ideas ...


13 posted on 07/08/2021 3:04:44 PM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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To: DFG

Don’t give them ideas.


14 posted on 07/08/2021 3:07:36 PM PDT by Zathras
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To: 21twelve

Nope. Not the same.


15 posted on 07/08/2021 3:20:52 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (RIP my "teddy bear". )
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To: DFG

What is satire today on the Babylon Bee today just might be a legitimate news story tomorrow.


16 posted on 07/08/2021 3:27:25 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: DFG

I do not know how they do it but every time I believe that I can spot a BB article they get me again. This one looked all to real, unfortunately


17 posted on 07/08/2021 3:54:53 PM PDT by dirtymac ( Now Is The Time For All Good Men To ComeTo The Aid Of Their Country! NOW)
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To: DFG

As always, don’t give them ideas.


18 posted on 07/08/2021 4:13:35 PM PDT by joma89 (Buy weapons and ammo, folks, and have the will to use them.)
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To: DFG

Didn’t some Harvard educrat go on a published rant last year saying that something MUST be done to stop parents teaching their children about religion at home?


19 posted on 07/08/2021 5:10:42 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity.)
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To: MercyFlush

>> Lots of schools demand that students have a camera on during their online classes.

Years ago schools were caught turning on students’ cameras well outside of the school hours.


20 posted on 07/08/2021 5:30:06 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity.)
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