Posted on 07/08/2021 2:44:36 PM PDT by DFG
Open the door and greet them like Jack Nicholson in the Shinning.
Same here; my folks live up a dirt road a mile plus from the main highway. Anyone comes at that time of night has to have passed a couple of other houses. Our road is well marked as private and there are no lights.
Answer the door. Tell them to hold on for a minute because you have something on the stove. Close the door and go about your business. Check back an hour or so later to see if they are still standing there.
I think that will be easy. I’ll probably be the only house on the street that they stop at. :)
LOL, you win Post of the Day!
“Hi Friend, do you know Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior..? ....where you going ma’am?”
Nah, these people like that kind of stuff.
Dont ever open the door.
Basically the good rule is, if you are not expecting someone, never open the door.
Yell “Don’t worry. They’ve had their shots!” and close the door.
If ‘they’ cross through my locked gate and ignore the ‘Posted’ signs I’ll be greeting them with a loaded weapon. They’ve already broken state law.
If the door isn’t answered they will probably keep coming back like census takers.
My doc literally prescribes those on my “extended prescription list,” which makes them deductible. He uses WebMD as a source to verify the usefulness of everything I ask for. Only said no once. Can’t your doc do that too? It’s perfectly legal.
Winner!! Making mine tomorrow.
Also has better range.
if they show up here i will ask if they are doctors. Giving medical advice without a license. and read them their miranda rights.
Yeah, well, just showing it would make those snowflakes melt right there on the porch.
ROFLOL
Fortunately, I’m fluent in non-existing languages which usually works for phone calls also. So “riqar mikou” (I welcome a visit).
This is funny - as it is good satire...
However, this door to door business... they’re not fooling around.
Your dog gets aggressive and hours later, animal control will come to collect it. And fine YOU.
They see any firearms, expect a visit from the ATF or something like that the next few days...
Speak aggressively to them and your name goes on the “list”. Expect your life to become somewhat ... difficult thereafter.
Again, this isn’t what they say it is, folks.
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