Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Two Scoops? You Can’t Handle Two Scoops!
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 7-8-21 | MOTUS

Posted on 07/08/2021 6:39:18 AM PDT by NOBO2012

In Kurt Schlichter’s column today he wonders  Who the Hell Is in Charge? 

banksy-monkeys in charge this is the dayThat day is now, and it’s no laughing matter

He concludes only that it isn’t the withered old fossil currently residing in the White House with Dr. Jill.

joe jill finger2Behold the old man that 80 million Americans were theoretically foolish enough to vote for

Last week President * went out for ice cream again, and the media was on it, quizzing him on what flavor he selected, the kind of cone, whether it was yummy. It seemed to be yummy, according to the flashcards that he uses to help him survive these intense journalist grillings.

moomers ice creamMoomer’s ice cream is outstanding but mind you: these are the same journalists who thought it a national scandal when President Trump had 2 scoops of ice cream.

Kurt concludes that nobody in particular seems to be in charge of the libs new chaos theory:

But what we have here seems to be a patchwork quilt of bureaucrats, politicos, and social media blue checks each pushing individual fetishes instead of their awful agenda as a whole.

…What it seems to be is various fiefdoms within the *dministration each doing their own thing, a federalism of failure as it were.

The only good news from this apocalyptic situation is that the *dimistration’s unbounded foolishness serves to energize the resistance of we mere mortals:

It’s a perfect storm of failure, and we should help them fail however we can…

When little Billy – because normal people name their kids normal names and not annoying ones like “Kaden” – comes home and announces his teacher’s pronouns are xip/xork and that he is personally responsible for slavery, that motivates people to resist.

The same with crime. The *dministration is packed with libs who insist that the cause of crime is not criminals but you normal people out there who are not committing crimes. Except, that’s insane and stupid, and when your Prius gets broken into a third time, you’re going to start moving right whether or not you have a “BERNIE 2020” sticker on the bumper…

Yeah, well I suppose that would be good news if these weren’t the same morons who were dumb enough to have voted for this semi-sentient cipher.biden-doubles-down-on-assault-weapon-ban-days-before-election

The only problem is I’m beginning to wonder if I’ll live long enough for “the great awakening.” etchells wait here

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; electionfraud; kamalaharris; schlichter; trump

1 posted on 07/08/2021 6:39:18 AM PDT by NOBO2012
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: NOBO2012

: )


2 posted on 07/08/2021 6:42:26 AM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NOBO2012

The only problem is I’m beginning to wonder if I’ll live long enough for “the great awakening.”

Don’t get shot.


3 posted on 07/08/2021 6:43:34 AM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NOBO2012

I guess Bidet does not have to worry about getting a brain freeze from eating something real cold, there is no cranial activity to freeze.


4 posted on 07/08/2021 6:48:20 AM PDT by Mouton (The enemy of the people is the media.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NOBO2012

“Behold the old man that 80 million Americans were theoretically foolish enough to vote for”

30 million max. Max.


5 posted on 07/08/2021 7:06:51 AM PDT by dsc (Abortion is the axe laid to the roots of the tree of human rights.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NOBO2012

I usually get 3 or 4 scoops.


6 posted on 07/08/2021 7:12:47 AM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NOBO2012

We’re safe. Our enemies are too smart to try to nuke us while we are busy destroying our own country.


7 posted on 07/08/2021 7:31:00 AM PDT by AndyJackson
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dsc

That number is, no doubt, closest to the true count.


8 posted on 07/08/2021 7:38:31 AM PDT by LibertyWoman (Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Isaiah 5:20)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: NOBO2012
 
 
Who the Hell Is in Charge?
 
That has been determined -
 
Meet the consulting firm that's staffing the Biden Administration
https://theintercept.com/2021/07/06/westexec-biden-administration/
 
 

9 posted on 07/08/2021 7:55:09 AM PDT by lapsus calami (What's that stink? Code Pink ! ! And their buddy Murtha, too!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Rurudyne

Remember when Trump got two scopes?

Trump Demands Two Scoops of Ice Cream at the White House ...

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/trump-demands-two-scoops-ice-174136481.html

At the dessert course, he gets two scoops of vanilla ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, instead of the single scoop for everyone else,” according to Time.


10 posted on 07/08/2021 9:08:12 AM PDT by Paperpusher
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: Paperpusher

To paraphrase the Joker…

Orange man demands two scoops? Wait till they get a load of me!


11 posted on 07/08/2021 9:33:09 AM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: Paperpusher

“At the dessert course, he gets two scoops of vanilla ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, instead of the single scoop for everyone else,” according to Time.”

One could call that childish, but to do so would be to give Time far too much credit.


12 posted on 07/08/2021 10:49:42 AM PDT by dsc (Abortion is the axe laid to the roots of the tree of human rights.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson