Bass Pro Shops Announces 2-for-1 Sale On All Nuclear Missiles

Babylon Bee ^ | 06/24/2021 | Babylon Bee

[DFG]

[rarestia]

Satire is the soul of political discourse. The fact that lefties are working to deplatform the Bee tells you how effective they really are.

[Vendome]

LOL!

[dfwgator]

[LibertyWoman]

lmao! The Bee does it again!

[dainbramaged]

I’ll take a dozen.

[Sacajaweau]

Gotta love the BEE.

[joshua c]

where am i going to put them? the F15s are taking up all the space

[eyedigress]

The left cannot handle ridicule.

That is what makes it so much fun.

They know they are weak.

[Flick Lives]

I’m putting’ the “rumpus” back in the rumpus room by converting it to a munitions depot.

[mewzilla]

Upgrade to one of these...

https://www.defensenews.com/smr/nuclear-arsenal/2020/06/08/f-15e-becomes-first-aircraft-certified-for-new-nuclear-bomb-design/

And see if Bass Pro has any compatible left in stock!

[mewzilla]

Meanwhile...

Mailchimp Suspends Babylon Bee, Satire Site Vows to Find New Service

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“The mock weapon was released on one test at about 1,000 feet and at nearly the speed of sound,”

I hope it has a time-delay fuse!

[WinstonSmith1984]

The Bee’s links still work so I don’t understand how if they have been suspended?

[McGruff]

It's cleaner.

[KC_Lion]

Hands up! Don’t Nuke!

[blueunicorn6]

What’s their return policy?

[TigersEye]

I got there when they opened this morning. The line was already around the block.

[Retain Mike]

My personal favorite would be the M-28 or M-29 Davy Crockett Weapon System, which was the tactical nuclear recoilless smoothbore gun for firing the M388 nuclear projectile armed with the W54 nuclear warhead that was deployed by the United States during the Cold War. It was the first and at the time was the utmost important project assigned to the United States Army Weapon Command in Rock Island, IL.[2] It was one of the smallest nuclear weapon systems ever built, with a yield of 20 tonnes of TNT (84 GJ).

Granted it was introduced 60 years ago, but it would still be an attention getter for someone who was really ticked off. However, at ranges of 1.25 and 2.5 miles respectively, you needed a good hole to hide in and probably needed to think of a plan to deal with the radiation.

. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_%28nuclear_device%29

[A strike]

Is that offer good at Cabelas as well ?