Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Government

Babylon Bee ^ | 23 June 2021 | Babylon Bee

[Rummyfan]

I want one!

[EvilCapitalist]

That was quick. The Bee is good.

[wally_bert]

Parking is tight for me in the burbs so maybe a Harrier?

[Lurkinanloomin]

Senile Joe thought he was being clever, except we all know that the USA could not defeat a bunch of ragheads in 20 years.

[faithhopecharity]

Excellent advice from Mr Biden. He deserves credit where credit is due. I will order my F-35 from Amazon today!

[Yardstick]

I was hopin’ somebody would post this.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

ROFL!!!

[M Kehoe]

LOL.

Who is faster? The pen or the F-15?

5.56mm

[Jeff Chandler]

If it’s close in you’d be better off with an F16.

[mewzilla]

Do they have a model with more head and leg room..?

[Eddie01]

Amazon Prime. Free Shipping!

[Jane Long]

We may have to pool funds to go in on ONE 😁

[mewzilla]

And we need to get the base trim.

[Responsibility2nd]

How much is an F15 these days? I may have to take out a second mortgage.

[wally_bert]

I’ll need some lessons.

[Adder]

Are A-10’s cheaper?

[crz]

Well, you might not be able to buy one of those, but you can get a F104, or a Mig21, etc. I guess you can even get a F4F.

[packagingguy]

Exactly, given our Defense budget the Taliban should have been history in hours. Now try defeating more than 80 million people, some of whom live in equally inhospitable environments.

Abe had a horrid time in the South, for example, despite vastly superior numbers in every category. (Don’t take this to mean I wish Abe hadn’t won, he was a great man. Guess that cancels me for saying so.)

[Pollard]

I live on a gravel road. Can I get all terrain tires for one?

[D Rider]

I was thinking of an F18 cabriolet.