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Wuhan Lab Should Get Nobel Prize [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 June 2021 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/22/2021 9:56:09 AM PDT by John Semmens

Zhao Lijian, a spokesman for China’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs, dismissed contentions that the Wuhan Lab was the source of the coronavirus pandemic as “a minor issue. Accidents happen. The more important point that is being overlooked is that this lab was successful in its efforts to modify a bat virus into one that could infect and kill humans. The creation of a bioweapon potent enough to accidentally kill millions is a formidable accomplishment. Clearly, a more focused and intentional deployment of such a weapon gives China the upper hand in its struggle against capitalist imperialism.”

“A scientific breakthrough of this magnitude merits a Nobel Prize,” Zhao asserted. “The use of a virus to eliminate enemy populations while leaving the physical infrastructure of buildings and roads intact is a significant advancement in how warfare can be conducted. It will require far less expenditure to annihilate an enemy than the grossly more expensive kinetic warfare that the imperialist nations rely on. In a properly designed attack, a few infiltrators carrying the virus inside their bodies can start a pandemic that kills or incapacitates tens of millions of our enemies in a span of just a few months.”

“Now that the world has gotten a small taste of what we can do the foundation for a lasting peace has been laid,” Zhao predicted. “Acceptance of China’s leadership and cooperation with our global transformation of society is the path to an enduring contentment for all of humanity. The plague of selfish individualism will be replaced by the total unity of universal collectivism.”

Zhao’s boasting confirmed Chinese defector former vice minister of State Security Dong Jingwei’s testimony to the DIA earlier this year that “the coronavirus was developed as a bioweapon at the Wuhan Lab. It was not intended for immediate use, but an accidental exposure at the lab infected several scientists who unknowingly took the infection home with them leading to a widespread outbreak in Wuhan province. At that point a decision was made to further spread the virus by allowing infected persons to travel by air to various parts of the world as a kind of field test of the weapon’s effectiveness.”

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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics; Science
KEYWORDS: bioweapon; china; covid; satire

1 posted on 06/22/2021 9:56:09 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

If for nothing else, the Wuhan Lab should get the Nobel prize for humanity, since they reduced the world’s population by several million, thereby allowing the planet to cool down, which has been a worry for liberals for a long time. It’s a climate change assistance which should make the liberals and Chinese very proud. The virus allowed the planet to stay cooler for a few seconds more than it would have .


2 posted on 06/22/2021 10:03:47 AM PDT by adorno
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To: John Semmens

A Nobel Peace Prize for engineering and releasing a bioweapon of mass destruction on the world.

Maybe they should rename it the Nobel War Prize for best attempt at genocide with a UN/WHO endorsement.


3 posted on 06/22/2021 12:03:21 PM PDT by seowulf (Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
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To: John Semmens

Fauci and Daszak paid the Wuhan Institute of Virology for gain of function. They got gain of function. What’s the problem?


4 posted on 06/22/2021 1:27:45 PM PDT by TChad
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