My favorite chick ever...
Posted on 06/17/2021 3:17:00 PM PDT by DFG
Reports from across the nation indicated that teenage boys are suddenly much less interested in sneaking to the mailbox and taking out the mailers and fliers from Victoria's Secret in the mail before their parents get to them.
The change seemed to have something to do with the lingerie and women's clothing company announcing the cancellation of its supermodels, the "Angels", who are being replaced with feminist icons such as Megan Rapinoe.
"Yeah, you know what? Mom can keep this one," said one disappointed boy, Oliver Hampton, putting the catalog back in the mailbox after seeing Rapinoe on the cover. He then went and did something more productive and less sinful with his time, pwning his friends in Fortnite.
Christians across the nation, though, are hailing the move as a big win for purity, since fewer men will be tempted to look at the scantily clad women. "Most men won't even have to avert their eyes when walking by the stores anymore," said one pastor. "Frankly, this is the biggest win for the abstinence movement since Star Wars came out."
At publishing time, Victoria's Secret had tried to win back its key teenage boy demographic by unveiling a new model: Amy Schumer.
The interesting thing about Penthouse was it was the first publication to seriously investigate and expose the Agent Orange fiasco in Vietnam - in the mid to late 70s if my memory serves. Who would have thought?
My favorite chick ever...
You should have replied “I prefer the hairless variety.”
Yeah those dirty girls badger me with beaver shots too. What a world!
They were, all of them.
It’s hard to find a chick that isn’t shaved.
Maybe I should look more towards women my age...nah.
LOL, I see what you did there...
that’s a dime!
the secret is out...
Is Frederick’s of Hollywood still sending catalogs? (asking for a friend)
If I was a young boy today, I’d get more revved up reading Popular Mechanics.
Kathy Ireland.
LOL!
Never give out your number or where you live, and use a fake name with a fake ethnicity.
For example. Even though I’m a white boy in northern Alberta, I tell the ladies that I’m actually Nigerian from Kyrgyzstan. I only speak Farsi and Hindu and they never figure out that I’m actually a redneck Albertan living in the country heh.
They forgot to mention that Amy Schumer will be featured on a beach with her Uncle Charles, both in suggestive swimsuits.
I know these girls in real life. They have no problem sending a beaver shot, or a video of them masturbating nude to me, then talking to me in person as if nothing happened...it’s weird.
Well, they’re obviously very worked up when going, and when they see you in person they’re too embarrassed to bring it up.
They’re trying to secure a man with what they think he likes heh.
Not sure about that one Bee.
I like it, but it makes me not want to ever be serious with them. I assume this isn’t the first time they’ve done that.
I’ll have fun with her, but in the back of my mind I’m thinking slut...
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