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1 posted on 06/06/2021 9:18:59 AM PDT by SamAdams76
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I hope you’re not planning to spend the rest of the day combing through maps of the world, looking for geographic features that resemble your shmekel. :-P


2 posted on 06/06/2021 9:21:57 AM PDT by Alberta's Child ("And once in a night I dreamed you were there; I canceled my flight from going nowhere.")
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You live an exciting life.


3 posted on 06/06/2021 9:22:10 AM PDT by PetroniusMaximus (Jesus, Rex Universalis)
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5 posted on 06/06/2021 9:25:28 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity.)
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You’re life must be very boring.


6 posted on 06/06/2021 9:26:28 AM PDT by caww ( )
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See any aliens or animal critters in the clouds in your area? This phenomena usually goes hand in hand with the toe thing.


8 posted on 06/06/2021 9:27:35 AM PDT by BiglyCommentary
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Cheese can be found there also?


11 posted on 06/06/2021 9:29:17 AM PDT by Noumenon (The Second Amendment exists primarily to deal with those who just won't take no for an answer. KTF)
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Is your tranny fluid?


12 posted on 06/06/2021 9:29:23 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity.)
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Can you see Uranus?


14 posted on 06/06/2021 9:30:05 AM PDT by Az Joe (FREE CHAUVIN!)
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Didn’t your friendly neighbor dealer give you a safe recommended amount to do so you don’t experience these weird side affects?


15 posted on 06/06/2021 9:31:09 AM PDT by BiglyCommentary
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Nibblin’ on sponge cake
Watchin’ the sun bake
All of those tourists covered in oil..”


16 posted on 06/06/2021 9:32:03 AM PDT by lee martell
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Maybe you have a bunion on your big toe.


17 posted on 06/06/2021 9:32:15 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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Mine is the Gaza strip!


18 posted on 06/06/2021 9:33:34 AM PDT by gr8eman (The "R" next to Snake Plisken's name stands for "Retired")
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My gap looks like the state of Floriduh.

They amputated my second toe on my right foot last September.

It had a mind of its own and kept trying lap over its adjoining big toe causing pain and balance problems while walking.

So they lopped it off.


19 posted on 06/06/2021 9:35:12 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (“Respond only to polite and intelligent posters, who don’t insult you or us! Forget the others!”)
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Had to click on this, just to see if you would post pics of your toes.

Don't know whether to feel cheated or relieved.

20 posted on 06/06/2021 9:35:36 AM PDT by ZOOKER (Until further notice the /s is implied...)
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How about your navel? Does it look anything like the Richat Structure?
Check it out, at least there’s a word for doing so.
Omphaloscopy.


23 posted on 06/06/2021 9:41:37 AM PDT by Buttons12 ( )
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ufmvy
24 posted on 06/06/2021 9:42:10 AM PDT by PGR88
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I reminded of my grandfather who would hand his grandkids his Prince Albert Tobacco can and ask how many 9's can you find in the sketch of Prince Albert. All the kids got the easy nine, his ear, but, there were 6-7 more to be found. I don't think any kid found them all.

26 posted on 06/06/2021 9:44:03 AM PDT by blam
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Well at least there’s no jokes about the Scandanavian portion of the map of the European Union.


28 posted on 06/06/2021 9:46:12 AM PDT by Tench_Coxe
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Hope that bottle runs out before you notice the resemblance to the Inward Passage.


30 posted on 06/06/2021 9:48:42 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (The veil of civilization is only 9 meals thick. )
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I got a dollar for anyone who knows what sitcom this dialog came from:

I had the most wonderful
day today, Brother Ralph.

I stared at my
hand for two hours.

I had forgotten the
beauty of my hand.


31 posted on 06/06/2021 9:51:20 AM PDT by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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