The gap between my big toe and second toe resembles a map of Lake Michigan.

[SamAdams76]

[Alberta's Child]

I hope you’re not planning to spend the rest of the day combing through maps of the world, looking for geographic features that resemble your shmekel. :-P

[PetroniusMaximus]

You live an exciting life.

[SamAdams76]

You don’t know the half of it.

[a fool in paradise]

[caww]

You’re life must be very boring.

[SamAdams76]

I'm not THAT undressed. And yes, I had to Google (or rather DuckDuckGo) "shmekel."

I wish DuckDuckGo had a better name. It doesn't roll off the tongue like Google.

[BiglyCommentary]

See any aliens or animal critters in the clouds in your area? This phenomena usually goes hand in hand with the toe thing.

[SamAdams76]

When did Tim McGraw's "My Next 30 Years" gravitate from Y2K Country to Prime Country?

I'm getting old.

[EinNYC]

You can always travel to the mid-Atlantic region and count cicadas, for a REALLY good time. And I’ll let you take home as many as you want!

[Noumenon]

Cheese can be found there also?

[a fool in paradise]

Is your tranny fluid?

[Bell Bouy II]

Sounds like the “Fender Bender” thing worked out and you moved on to bigger and better things !

[Az Joe]

Can you see Uranus?

[BiglyCommentary]

Didn’t your friendly neighbor dealer give you a safe recommended amount to do so you don’t experience these weird side affects?

[lee martell]

Nibblin’ on sponge cake
Watchin’ the sun bake
All of those tourists covered in oil..”

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Maybe you have a bunion on your big toe.

[gr8eman]

Mine is the Gaza strip!

[Grampa Dave]

My gap looks like the state of Floriduh.

They amputated my second toe on my right foot last September.

It had a mind of its own and kept trying lap over its adjoining big toe causing pain and balance problems while walking.

So they lopped it off.

[ZOOKER]

Had to click on this, just to see if you would post pics of your toes.

Don't know whether to feel cheated or relieved.