[Mouton]

As someone who feels deeply inflicted here by the CCP virus, the hurricanes, the Alligators, and even the highly fast and dangerous manatees, I beg all of you all in the NE and Chicago area to stay there to avoid being savaged by the weather and animals prevalent here. Furthermore, you need to stay at least three states removed from our imperious governor who each day figures out another plan to imperil those of us who live here.

This is public service message.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I am a Maryland conservative who likes De Santis. When I move down there, I think I can weather the alligators, panthers, giant snakes, large spiders, hurricanes and, of course, #FloridaMan just fine.

[rktman]

Pretty sure that the buyDUNG cabal and fauxcheeze are keeping it under wraps that CV19 will cause a terrible hurricane season. Like Cat 5’s every couple weeks or so. 💉😷🌀. Get your shot to stop Cat 5 hurricanes.

Yeah, that’s how stewoopid it’s getting.

[HotHunt]

Yeah, stay the phuque away from Florida. It’s got all kinds of problems you out-of-staters don’t want to deal with. /s/

[M. Thatcher]

As someone who feels deeply inflicted here by the CCP virus, the hurricanes, the Alligators, and even the highly fast and dangerous manatees, I beg all of you all in the NE and Chicago area to stay there to avoid being savaged by the weather and animals prevalent here. Furthermore, you need to stay at least three states removed from our imperious governor who each day figures out another plan to imperil those of us who live here. This is public service message.

AMEN!!!!!!!!

Especially the perilous sugar-sand beaches and cancer-causing sunshine, making our state the Ground Zero of Global Warming.

Stay safe by staying away!

Signed,

Every Floridian

[smokingfrog]

Hopefully, you’ll be able to escape that hell hole someday and move to a more enlightened place like Portland.

[Keyhopper]

You forgot about the genetically engineered mosquitoes, giant komodo dragons, deadly vipers, and of course, the ninja like pythons.