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I’m Really Sorry That Train Has Left The Station
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 5-1-21 | MOTUS

Posted on 05/01/2021 5:25:03 AM PDT by NOBO2012

It takes a special brain to lose it’s train of thought at an Amtrak station.

 

And Joey’s got one of those special brains. In case you missed it, here’s an exact transcript:

“When I was Vice President with Barack, he allowed me to put together a budget for Amtrak and it had money for high-speed rail at 200 MPH, from…Charlotte, another line going from…in Florida, down to Tampa, another line — if we had moved…we’d have that tunnel fixed in New York now.”

Needless to say, that was a complete train wreck, and there’s no light to be seen at the end of the tunnel in New York.

biden trainHurry up Joey, the train’s leaving the station and you’re not on it.

Can you even imagine being one of Joey’s designated handlers these days?

joeybHello? White House? It’s Joe. How do I get off this train?

How long can they maintain this charade you ask? Well, they’ve been running a variation on this scam for decades now, so who knows? But it didn’t help that Joey himself let the cat out of the bag, so to speak, last week when he told reporters he’d “get in trouble” if he answered any more (unrehearsed, unscripted) questions.

Kind of makes you wonder if maybe we didn’t “accidentally” get on the wrong train doesn’t it?trump train roaring 20s

Until we can figure out how to get things back on track it might be best to cancel all the trains until further notice.

over-the-tracks-of-a-model-train-and-caption-that-read-all-train-are-delayed-until-further-noticeHappy Caturday

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; kamalaharris; obama; trains

1 posted on 05/01/2021 5:25:03 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

“Yeah, I’m wearing my sunglasses like Doctor Chill told me to. Yeah, she tells me to every time they feed me those little white cornpops...”


2 posted on 05/01/2021 5:33:39 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: NOBO2012

Paraphrasing George $oro$


3 posted on 05/01/2021 5:35:55 AM PDT by PGalt (past peak civilization?)
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To: NOBO2012

“C’mon, man! Get on the Malarkey Express! Me ‘n CornPop will save us some seats”


4 posted on 05/01/2021 5:40:22 AM PDT by drSteve78 (Je suis deplorable. WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMOREz)
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To: NOBO2012
Until we can figure out how to get things back on track it might be best to cancel all the trains until further notice.

Especially the high speed rail boondoggle in California from Merced to Bakersfield - IOW, from nowhere to nowhere - costing billions for a train that NO ONE will ever ride.

Maybe if Newsom is recalled and Caitlin Jenner is installed, we'll be able to end this ridiculous money hemorrhage.

5 posted on 05/01/2021 5:44:22 AM PDT by Bon of Babble (Rigged Elections have Consequences)
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Hapy 50th Birthday, Amtrak! And I say that with no sarcasm.

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6 posted on 05/01/2021 5:58:51 AM PDT by foreverfree
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To: NOBO2012

Obviously staged photos. Agile Joe jumping onto a platform that shouldn’t be where it is, with some kind of wild woman running alongside him, but not jumping onto the platform. Uncle Joe in the train car pretending to be talking on the cellpohone while doing the Work of the Presidency.

The “Leader of the Free World” is a puppet, good for photo shoots and then allowed to “rest.”


7 posted on 05/01/2021 6:00:08 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Non-binary transnormativity is a construct of intersectionality. Leftist gobbledegook stinks.)
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To: NOBO2012

Oh Saint barrack...
The good old days...


8 posted on 05/01/2021 6:03:52 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: NOBO2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz9eJWdKHuI

Youtube video fox feed


9 posted on 05/01/2021 6:27:25 AM PDT by kvanbrunt2
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To: All

You never know when a person might want to make a very fast journey from Merced to Bakersfield. Or the opposite.


10 posted on 05/01/2021 6:53:15 AM PDT by Peter ODonnell (Pray for health, economic recovery, and justice.)
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To: I want the USA back

“ Obviously staged photos. Agile Joe jumping onto a platform that shouldn’t be where it is, with some kind of wild woman running alongside him...’

Haven’t you ever seen dog shows? They always have someone beside the dog as it walks around for show.


11 posted on 05/01/2021 6:55:40 AM PDT by jdsteel ("A Republic, Madam, if you can keep it." Sorry Ben, looks like we blew it.)
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To: NOBO2012

When I was Vice President with Barack, he allowed me to put together a budget for Amtrak.

Amtrak hasn’t made a profit in 50 years another true government parasite no wonder he loves it.


12 posted on 05/01/2021 7:14:17 AM PDT by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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To: Vaduz

“Amtrak hasn’t made a profit in 50 years another true government parasite no wonder he loves it.”
It’s a lot worse than that. On some of the Amtrak routes, it would actually save the government money to put the passengers on a plane and fly them to their destination.


13 posted on 05/01/2021 8:01:38 AM PDT by wjcsux (RIP Rush Limbaugh 12 Jan 1951- 17 Feb 2021. We really miss you. 😢)
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To: NOBO2012

I can’t believe we are in this predicament.


14 posted on 05/01/2021 1:41:45 PM PDT by sauropod (Chance favors the prepared mind.)
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