Woke students at prestigious college complain that soap dispensers are racist

The Blaze ^ | April 22, 2021 | Dave Urbanski

[Marchmain]

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In his op-ed, Israel dismantled the growing notion that "systemic racism and white supremacy is all around us, and in everyone, and everything, a person encounters" and even more that it's "a secret force that exists everywhere, permeates all things, and wields power over society."

And he called it what it is — a "conspiracy theory."

[SkyDancer]

Nonsense; they’re motion detecting dispensers.

[House Atreides]

If you think about it, so is TOILET PAPER. We must rid ourselves of these RACIST, WHITE SUPREMATIST artifacts. NOW!!

[dainbramaged]

dispensers force "black and brown bodies" to show their palms
They could use the bottoms of their feet but that would be a bit awkward.

[beethovenfan]

Let’s all be filthy, stupid, and ignorant - then we won’t be RACIST!

[PGR88]

civil engineering student from the University of California, Los Angeles…. Israel said one student said the dispensers "don't see her hands" because of her skin's dark pigment.

So we can look forward to this person designing buildings and bridges to be used by the public? Excellent.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Premise 1: Dirt is black.
Premise 2: Soap washes the black off.

Therefore, soap is racist.

I rests my case.

[goodtomato]

How about their teeth?

[blueunicorn6]

A bar of Dial doesn’t worry about skin color.

[mosesdapoet]

Especially if these are dispensing Ivory soap

[PROCON]

[butlerweave]

One good thing is with all the worrying these idiots will not live long

[campaignPete R-CT]

UCLA is prestigious?

[NewHampshireDuo]

No, Israel is just reporting what someone stated.

[Liz]

......it’s a “RIGHT-WING” conspiracy theory, to be exact.......

[Vermont Lt]

I had a few women that worked for me, but you could dust them because they moved so slowly.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Actually toilet paper is not racist. I mean think about if you’re a BLM type. You’re using a white paper to wipe your bottom. That alone is reparations right there.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

The dispensers are racist because non-whites have to “show their palms”? I, a white guy, do that too. I have never seen anyone dispense soap except into their palms. The manual dispenser pretty much require it. Of course, that could just be something white people do and have callously forced it on POC.

Why do I suspect that a lot of this stuff comes from people who are just looking for trouble?

[Lopeover]

These twerps have too much time on their hands! They need loads more reading assignments in college!

[Karoo]

My hair is as white as snow. Does that mean I am racist??