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Free Silly! (Repeat until spanked.)

Good to be back...!

1 posted on 03/26/2021 2:10:22 AM PDT by Silly
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To: Silly

I’d love to hear from users who are new to FR the past couple of years. How’d you hear of it? I bet you’re making new friends!


2 posted on 03/26/2021 2:18:33 AM PDT by Silly (He’s Silly here, he’s Silly there, it seems he’s Silly Everywhere!)
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To: Silly

Here’s a book report you might enjoy!

One student turned in the following book report, in which he felt that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic: Cost - $29.99
Clinton : Cost - $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : Ditto for Bill

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton : Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : Let’s not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : Clinton doesn’t remember anything..

Titanic: Rose goes down with a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : Monica.. Ooh, let’s not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing


3 posted on 03/26/2021 3:18:04 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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To: Silly

Are you a 13 year old girl?


4 posted on 03/26/2021 4:28:23 AM PDT by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!)
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To: Silly

Hey there, Silly. Good to see you.


5 posted on 03/26/2021 4:33:54 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: Silly; rdb3; JosephW; martin_fierro; Still Thinking; zeugma; Vinnie; ironman; Egon; raybbr; ...

6 posted on 03/26/2021 4:36:28 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack )
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To: Silly

Good to see you back.

L


7 posted on 03/26/2021 4:38:20 AM PDT by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is. )
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To: Silly

What are you doing with de-googled phones? I have a Nexus 6 with Lineage OS, but I still don’t carry it around with me. I have always gotten along without becoming a slave to it, so I don’t see any reason to start now. But as things return to normal and we can start traveling again, I would like to use for maps and ordering an Uber and things like that.


8 posted on 03/26/2021 5:34:55 AM PDT by beef (The Chinese have a little secret—diversity is _not_ a strength.)
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9 posted on 03/26/2021 5:38:42 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Atsk about franchise opportunities in your area.)
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To: Silly

11 posted on 03/26/2021 6:40:09 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Silly

I want an oligopoly snoop free phone.

How do I do that?


13 posted on 03/26/2021 7:22:52 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Trans Undocumented. Anti Woke Supremacist. Covid Abortionist.)
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To: Silly

Well my neighbors called the law on me today, they called 911 and told the dispatch I was out in my front yard right in front of everyone spanking my monkey. Well the law came 🚨 sirens blasting knocked on my door and demanded to know what the hell was going on.

They left in a hurry when I told the I actually own a Monkey and that I spanked him for being in the road...


17 posted on 03/26/2021 9:14:17 AM PDT by 4bye4
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To: Silly; ShadowAce

23 posted on 03/26/2021 10:07:23 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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