Well my neighbors called the law on me today, they called 911 and told the dispatch I was out in my front yard right in front of everyone spanking my monkey. Well the law came 🚨 sirens blasting knocked on my door and demanded to know what the hell was going on.
They left in a hurry when I told the I actually own a Monkey and that I spanked him for being in the road...
Years ago I kept a dozen or so Araucana chickens, and when one would get to the point of being suitable for chicken stew, I would take it out in the front yard and... choke it.
OMG, I swear I never knew....