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Dems Complain About Media Coverage of Border [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 March 2021 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/21/2021 11:31:29 AM PDT by John Semmens

Rep.Linda Sanchez (D-CA) defended the Biden Administration policy of barring the media from seeing the insides of the border facilities where unaccompanied children are being held, claiming "it is inherently unfair to compare what's going on now with what went on during the Trump years."

"Look, due to Trump's racist policies the number of children he had to deal with was small," Sanchez pointed out. "ICE officials actively prevented border crossings. Trump told people they should pursue legal immigration rather than try to sneak in. So, of course there was no crisis, no overcrowding."

"Things are different under President Biden," Sanchez said. "He welcomes a surge of people coming into America. He promises them citizenship. He has made them eligible for government aid. ICE has been instructed to process rather than repel illegal entry into the country. It shouldn't be surprising that illegal crossings are at a 20 year peak. Any type of comparison between then and now is just inappropriate."

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas maintains that "being badgered with questions about the border, immigrants, and the crimes that some of them commit is disrespectful. We have a job to do. Insisting that we must explain our policies distracts us from doing this job. If there is something we feel the American people need to know, we'll announce it. As for the rapes, abductions, and murders perpetrated by those in the country illegally, let me point out that the overwhelming majority of rapes, abductions, and murders north of the border are committed by natural born citizens, not immigrants."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: biden; illegals; satire; trump

1 posted on 03/21/2021 11:31:29 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Where’s the satire part?


2 posted on 03/21/2021 12:47:13 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 ("The impossible happens all they time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
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To: John Semmens

If I showed this to a leftist acquaintance, she’d find nothing wrong with the story.


3 posted on 03/21/2021 12:53:04 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Trump took down ISIS, Biden took down Dr. Seuss)
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To: John Semmens

I just read a story interviewing American hating racist Ilhan Omar. The money quote, “this isn’t about the safety of Americans.”.

A rare honest statement from a demon.


4 posted on 03/21/2021 1:32:54 PM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes.)
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To: Eleutheria5

This is what I was going to post.


5 posted on 03/22/2021 1:13:29 AM PDT by NetAddicted (Just looking)
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To: NetAddicted

Great minds think alike.


6 posted on 03/22/2021 3:20:34 AM PDT by Eleutheria5 ("The impossible happens all they time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
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To: Organic Panic

Well, then, why should Americans f@#$ing tolerate it? Stolen can order the Border Patrol and ICE to stand down. But private citizens with masks who terrorize these intruders and then disappear quickly can do pretty much anything.

Ooooo! The Klan’s back! And it’s opened up its membership to blacks, Jews and Catholics, any American who’s finally been f@#$ed with one too many times. I could see that happening.

Or Stolen could just stop undermining his own agents at the border, and let them do their job and STFU. Trump had a good arrangement with Mexico and Latin America. Stolen broke it, and now he’d better fix it.


7 posted on 03/22/2021 3:26:25 AM PDT by Eleutheria5 ("The impossible happens all they time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
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