Skip to comments.Border Mess Is Trump's Fault [semi-satire]
Posted on 03/14/2021 11:53:38 AM PDT by John Semmens
The flood of people entering America illegally from Mexico is preventing Immigration and Customs Enforcement from properly processing them. The Biden Administration's revival of former President Obama's "catch-and-release" policy has resulted in thousands of immigrants, some of them COVID-positive, being put on buses and sent to towns in various states.
Senate Majority Leader Charles Schumer (D-NY) admits "it's a mess," but insists "it's Trump's fault. Look, for four years Trump put the clamps on illegal entry with his wall, his 'wait in Mexico' requirement for asylum seekers, and his agreements with the Latin American governments to discourage caravans. President Biden has overturned Trump's policies. The immigrants are simply seizing their opportunity. This is the real reason for the chaos we're seeing out there right now."
On the other hand, Mexican President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador is concerned that Biden's "open door" policy is "providing opportunities for organized crime to ramp-up its human trafficking scheme. Children are being kidnapped or sold by their parents to be taken to the US where they will become sex-slaves or worse. We like the idea of having opportunities for our people to migrate to the US, but we would prefer that legal immigration be increased so an organized and humane method of transferring some of our excess population to the richer United States could be achieved without unnecessary drama."
In other Schumer news, the Senate Majority Leader made a plea for Republicans "to work with Democrats. Now that they have seen we can pass multi-trillion dollar legislation without them they should give up their futile obstruction and join in. From the days of FDR up until Gingrich spoiled it in the 1990s, Republicans went along with the Democrat majority in exchange for a piece of the pie. I'm saying right now that that deal is still available. If they make our legislation look bipartisan they can take some bacon back to their states."
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I did post a “TF”-Trump’s fault earlier. LOL!
it’s true, it’s Trump’s fault. I asked him to place land mines at the border and he said no.
By 2022, 25-million new communist voters will have been admitted & dispersed throughout the USSA and certified as de-facto eligible voters...
The other 45-million already here will simply go on helping with those completed pre-election ballots manufactured in basements and garages...
On the brighter side, the American sheeple will, happily, go on bowing & cowering before their communist masters, all the while begging for new free money...
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