Posted on 02/16/2021 3:51:29 PM PST by grundle
HOUSTON, TX—Texans are struggling to keep warm amid a cold snap that has brought arctic temperatures to the region. Left with no other options, many Texans are being forced to cut open cattle with lightsabers and crawl inside to stay warm.
One rancher and his ranch hand were forced to take these drastic measures when temperatures approached the level of springtime in Ohio and his horse froze before he reached the first marker.
“This steer really smells bad, kid,” said the rancher to his shivering ranch hand. He then cut open the cow’s carcass and encouraged his employee to crawl into the warm, steamy entrails. “But it’ll keep y’all warm until I get the shelter up.”
Reports across the state indicate that every business is deserted, and every town decimated after a devastating dusting of 2 inches of snow.
“We will come back from this tragedy and rebuild,” said Governor Greg Abbott. “In the meantime, FEMA has promised to send us more lightsabers.”
How did you get that pipeline built? I guess Buffett isn’t running choo-choos in Jersey, then?
I'm not some old fuddy-duddy with no sense of humour, look at my posting history. Just don't think these poor efforts at 'satire' are funny. 8~)
No Buffett Choo choos out here.
Probably cost a fortune to run since the rail lines in Jersey are maxed out usually.
So Buffett can’t make a good profit, so why do it?
That isn’t the only pipe line getting built
I believe there is a three others under construction.
When the left want their pipelines, they will just quietly build them and tell the Sierra Club to go shove it
But when middle America wants a pipeline to be built the left goes insane saying it will cause global warming and they let the Sierra Club go crazy.
Remember the left isn’t pure, they are hypocrites and always will be.
The leftist elites in Jersey like their natural gas furnaces and water heaters.... While telling middle America they are killing the planet
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