Biden: "The Heedless Prosperity of the Trump Era Is Over" [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 February 2021 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Old "lunch bucket Joe," the President who fancies himself a champion of the working man warned of "the dark years to come" under his leadership.

"It was easy for Trump to lower US unemployment to levels not seen in more than 50 years because he put the individual's well-being ahead of the collective survival of the world," President Biden said at a meeting with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) and other House Democrats in the Oval Office. "We Democrats have a different view on this issue."

Biden said "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the heedless prosperity of the Trump era is over. It's time for all Americans to make the personal sacrifices needed to implement the Green New Deal. In some cases this will mean giving up high-paying jobs in industries that are polluting the planet. This is what we are obligated to do under the Paris Accords. We realize that the pollution reductions achieved by doing this will be more than overwhelmed by the rising pollution in places like China and India. But it's their turn to prosper and our turn to suffer."

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[John Semmens]

ping

[SuperLuminal]

"Biden said "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the heedless prosperity of the Trump era is over. It's time for all Americans to make the personal sacrifices needed to implement the Green New Deal"

This group of communist morons need to be given prison accommodations...

At least he has publicly admitted that we face the next 11,999 months of Reagan-predicted darkest tyranny...

[Gene Eric]

Thanks for the necessary levity!

[GOPJ]

"It was easy for Trump to lower US unemployment to levels not seen in more than 50 years because he put the individual's well-being ahead of the collective...

Where the sentence should have stopped.

[Berlin_Freeper]

"It's Over"

[heavy metal]

the grim reaper speaks...

[Liz]

The Alleged President Biden said: "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the heedless prosperity of the Trump era is over. "

"I got finagled into this job for one reason: Every Democrat is waiting to skim off
your taxes from our spending bills, and China is ready and willing to launder the money."

"My presidency is nothing more than a means to an end----to make very Biden a billionaire. "

"Hunter is tired of those shady foreign deals which financed the Biden Crime Family."

" So my surviving son is being groomed for a seat in Congress....... where all the real money is."

[rfp1234]

Happy 110th, Ronald Reagan.

[Seaplaner]

Biden said the cancellation was necessary "because Hunter told me the Chinese government has granted exclusive rights to outer space to the company he is partners with. Venturing into this now forbidden zone would constitute an unnecessary provocation and lead to potentially hostile reactions against the United States. I think it is better to concede this relatively unimportant sector than to fight over it. Besides, Musk hires too many Americans and didn't support me when I was running for president. Why should I go to bat for him now?"

Thanks, John, for another scary/funny venture into the semi-semi-satire zone.