[KeyLargo]

The deposit and withdrawal slips used by the robber. | Federal court records

Edner Flores Jr.

[patriot torch]

To quote Jeff Foxworthy: “Here’s your sign.”

[cgbg]

I was once in the bank in the local big city (where I used to work) and a homeless person walked up to the teller and asked to withdraw a trillion dollars.

Everybody had a good laugh, including security who hauled them out of the building.

[BiglyCommentary]

The newest Mensa candidate.

[Red Badger]

Some people are too stupid to be criminals.

IDIOCRACY was prophetic.......................

[KC_Lion]

Believe it or not, I had that happen to me when I was a teller.

A young 18 year old idiot stole a friend's checks, forged them and gave me his real ID when he tried to cash them. I wasn't falling for it and he got cold feet ran off and left his ID.

Didn't take the police long to track him down.

[jacknhoo]

Maybe he’ll turn out to be Antifa or BLM member and they’ll decline to prosecute.

[dragnet2]

What happened to all those rank and file FBI agents who were going to blow their whistles on all their corrupt bosses?

[Signalman]

Wille Sutton, who became famous for robbing banks during the 1930s was asked why he robbed banks, Sutton simply replied, “Because that’s where the money is.”

[adorno]

FBI: Bank robber arrested after giving teller his state ID for “withdrawal”

What??? Wasn't his signature legal enough?

At least he tried to be more legal than the illegal voters and unidentified millions of voters in the last election. FBI should be investigating the voter fraud, which is a lot more damaging to the country than a simple attempt to defraud a bank.

[adorno]

This story reminds me of a case in a savings bank which I worked at some 40 years ago...

A customer walked in and made a withdrawal, using a laundry slip with the amount of some $70. At the end of the day, during reconciliation, the illegal withdrawal was discovered and the ‘dumb’ teller was dismissed the next day. The account was legal and the customer was the owner of the account, but, the transaction should not have occurred.

[llevrok]

why do we need ID to rob a bank and not to vote? Sheesh!

[HotHunt]

Well, seriously. If he was a rocket scientist he'd be out designing and building rockets instead of screwing up a bank robbery.

Reminds me of those stories you read every so often about a drug dealer being caught because they got ripped off, so they call the police to report it.

DUH! seems the appropriate response.

[bgill]

Stupid criminal tricks.

[mjp]

an example of a lefturd loon who is too stupid to function

[upchuck]

Some people, bless their hearts, are just plain stupid. Then there’s Edner Flores Jr.