[Alberta's Child]

I have never met a less impressive bunch of professionals in my life than lawyers. The best lawyers I know are the ones who are openly embarrassed about what they do for a living.

Giving a license to practice law to anyone with an IQ over 40 might actually improve the profession.

[AbolishCSEU]

As a lawyer woke up in the hospital after surgery he asked, “Why are all the blinds drawn in here?” The nurse answered, “There’s a fire across the street and we didn’t want you to think the operation had been a failure.”