Posted on 01/03/2021 3:20:21 PM PST by John Semmens
After issuing a decree banning commoners from celebrating in Times Square on New Year’s eve, Democrat Mayor Bill De Blasio and his wife took advantage of the vacated space to “dance and celebrate on behalf of those who can’t.”
“Normally, it would have been unsafe for us to have done this,” the Mayor explained. “Between the press of a dense crowd of potentially diseased COVID carriers and the risk that hotheads who find fault with the repressions necessary to contain the pandemic might accost us, Chirlane and I could never have dared to make an appearance. But with police on hand to block unauthorized entry to Times Square we felt safe enough to stand in for all those who normally ring in the new year here.”
Videos of the Mayor and his wife dancing where others could not sparked what the Mayor called “unwarranted outrage. For most of human history the masses have been content to live vicariously through their rulers. They were happy to cheer on their kings and queens enjoying privileges unavailable to the wider population. We must not let the malcontents among us to destroy this happiness by promulgating the false doctrines of equal justice and individual freedom.”
De Blasio went on to warn that “those whose comments have besmirched the people’s respect for their betters may have second thoughts about repeating such behavior after a few of them receive visits from our police. The unpleasantness of these visits should serve as an example to deter them and others from future temptation.”
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“. For most of human history the masses have been content to live vicariously through their rulers. They were happy to cheer on their kings and queens enjoying privileges unavailable to the wider population.”
That is in fact how the French Laundry think. Whether they recognize it themselves or not
He was watching a ball drop.....in some hotel room. (probably his “wifes”)
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