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Honestly, This Hilaria Thing Is Hilarious
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-2-21 | MOTUS

Posted on 01/02/2021 5:43:48 AM PST by NOBO2012

Well how on earth did I miss this story? Oh wait, I know: I quit watching anything that even vaguely portended to be news programming. I’ll bet that Fox and Friends covered this little gem ad nauseum all Christmas week.

It all started December 21 with a now infamous tweet from somebody using the handle @lenibriscoe:

The woman, who posts under the Twitter handle @lenibriscoe, said that the influencer and yoga teacher isn't coming clean despite posting videos to Instagram and doing an interview with the New York Times

Who the heck is Hilaria you ask, and why should I care? Turns out the ex-dancer, yoga instructor, lifestyle influencer (yeah, that’s a real thing) is the wife of pugnacious actor Alec Baldwin – one of our distinctly superior fellow citizens. Could he possibly have been duped? Isn’t he too smart for that? Or was he in on the scam? How embarrassing either way.

Hilaria, who has no Spanish ancestry, has been under fire for allegedly misrepresenting herself as Spanish — repeatedly publicly referring to Spain as her “home,” adopting a bad thick Spanish accent at times and failing to correct numerous publications and even one of her official web bios that falsely said she was born on Mallorca.

For her wedding to Alec in 2012, she wore a traditional white Spanish mantilla veil and waved a flamenco fan at her groom at an altar in St. Patrick’s Cathedral in Manhattan, while the pair traded rings inscribed in Spanish and danced to Puerto Rican crooner Luis Miguel.

Hillary Thomas-Hayward officially became Hilaria Baldwin when she wed husband Alec in a star-studded wedding, complete with tributes to her claimed Spanish roots, with the bride wearing a mantilla-inspired veil, cooling herself with a flamenco hand fan and nuptial readings in both English and Spanish

“Hilaria” it turns out is not just not Spanish but she’s actually a Boston Brahmin – a WASP from New England who went to a $60,000 a year private school and was raised Hillary Hayward-Thomas in this 100 year old $4 million house in elite Beacon Hill.

 

beacon hillDoes everybody named “Hillary” just naturally lie through their teeth?

Alec and “Hilaria” have five blonde haired blue eyed kids all with Spanish names - Romeo Alejandro David, Leonardo Ángel Charles, Rafael Thomas, Carmen Gabriela and new baby Eduardo Pao Lucas. Because if you’re going to scam the public it’s best to have the entire family in on it.

Briscoe said that Baldwin was taking up opportunities that should have been given to people who really do have Hispanic roots. With limited space on TV shows and in magazines, those chances should have gone to somebody else rather than a white personOur children, especially the older ones, are fully bilingual”

I bet that’s how Elizabeth Warren’s Native American heritage grift got started too. Sometimes this things just take on a life of their own and before you know it they spin out of control – next thing you know you forget the English word for “cucumber” and find yourself publishing heritage Native American crab cake recipes.

Ah well, anything embarrassing for a pompous ass like Baldwin is just alright with me. Especially since I know that he had to know, if not before the wedding certainly since then. I suspect he’s met the in-laws who despite having retired to Mallorca are decidedly not Spanish. And seriously, any woman with 5 kids isn’t going to go into full-Mom tilt-mode in a fake accent. Nope, all those cuss words directed at kids and husband are going to spill out in their natural born dialect. So the whole plausible deniability argument stops right there. He was a willing accomplice in this silliness and deserves as much ridicule as we can manage to heap on His Pompousness.  

So how’s that anger management class working out for you Alec? You’re going to need to reload it.

Short fuse: Notoriously hot-headed Alec Baldwin was seen arguing with his pregnant wife Hilaria Thomas while walking their dogs on Friday in New York CityAlec yelling at his pregnant wife.

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: alecbaldwin; appropriation; cancelculture; cultural; elizabethwarren; harveyweinstein; hillaryclinton; niceknockers; oops; racism; woodyallen
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1 posted on 01/02/2021 5:43:48 AM PST by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

it IS hilarious- and Baldwin is a tool for going along with this nonsense.
also i think all those kids are blonde- just sayin’.


2 posted on 01/02/2021 5:46:44 AM PST by ronniesgal ( no fool like an old fool!)
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To: NOBO2012

They’re both a wee bit touched in the head.


3 posted on 01/02/2021 5:47:33 AM PST by Clutch Martin (The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
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To: NOBO2012
She can not be all bad.

She has four children.

That is a sin in "woke" culture.

4 posted on 01/02/2021 5:48:10 AM PST by marktwain (President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries. )
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To: NOBO2012

Alec knows dog dung. The pink bone plastic bag holder gives it away. And big mamacita ain’t bending over to pick up anything. So, good on him for being a responsible pet owner in the city.


5 posted on 01/02/2021 5:51:40 AM PST by drSteve78 (Je suis deplorable. WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE)
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To: NOBO2012

Where did all the blonde hair come from I should wonder. Or perhaps Alex should wonder.


6 posted on 01/02/2021 5:52:12 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, demonicRATS would have no standards at all.)
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To: NOBO2012

What’s even funnier is that she ‘apologized’ to Latinos (or Latinex’s, or whatever the Left calls them now), for ‘cultural misappropriation’. Problem is that she claimed to be from Spain, not Latin America, so Latinos are trying to understand why they’re being apologized to.

Seems that one of her Metrosexual understudies didn’t do his homework before writing up her ‘apologies’.


7 posted on 01/02/2021 5:52:20 AM PST by BobL (I shop at Walmart and eat at McDonald's, I just don't tell anyone.)
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Alex and Hilaria must be in cognitive decline-——happening a lot in lefty Democrat circles, lately.

Hilaria twice posed for the ¡Hola! cover but says she didn’t know that ¡Hola! magazine was Spanish........
never even inquired why they had a funny name....and all those exclamation points.

¡Hola! magazine interviewed her and wrote some 20 items about her on its English-language website, wherein they repeatedly reported she was Spanish.

Hilaria said she didn’t know they did that, b/c she doesnt read articles about herself.

Hilaria’s husband, Alec Baldwin, told people.....including a taped David Letterman audience......that his wife is “from Spain.”

Baldwin’s comments underline the narrative that Hilaria Baldwin has presented in media appearances.

In an interview with the ”#MOMTRUTHS” podcast in April 2020 she said unequivocally that “her family lives in Mallorca, Spain.”

She then added she “moved here” from Spain when she was 19 “to go to NYU.”


8 posted on 01/02/2021 5:53:09 AM PST by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side does n't know which bathroom to use. )
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To: NOBO2012

I don’t get how she thinks pretending to be a white European from Spain makes her a “person of color”. I mean, why not pick Italian? French? Hell, even the English are European. Or used to be prior to the muslinvasion.


9 posted on 01/02/2021 5:53:42 AM PST by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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To: ronniesgal
The Daily Mail covers this extensively, shredding them mercilessly.
10 posted on 01/02/2021 5:55:13 AM PST by bella1 (Italian Lives Matter--who else is going to make the sauce)
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To: BobL

Maybe the publicist was thinking Latin language heritage!


11 posted on 01/02/2021 5:56:43 AM PST by Mouton (The enemy of the people is the media.)
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To: bella1

I cant believe no one dug this up earlier.

Shame on the GOP for not figuring this out when Alec could have been neutralized years ago.

Or maybe it really was a GOP operative who figured it out..it’s funny how someone just suddenly decides to dig around


12 posted on 01/02/2021 6:05:08 AM PST by RummyChick (I BLAME KUSHNER)
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To: BobL

Bob -

As I commented elsewhere a few days ago ... sorry to repeat if you already saw it ... Latinos trying to understand why they are recipients of an apology?

“The power of the totem pole to all sorts of benefits, and inoculation from totalitarian racial criticism is illustrated this week by white Mrs Smart-Alec Baldwin. Despite her fame and $, still tried to move herself up the totem pole with her fake stories about being “Spanish”, even used an accent as she deemed when important to advance her totem privilege. And I would theorize she used “Spanish” not because Castilian Spanish would move her up the totem pole very far if at all, but that she wanted to be assumed to be connected to Latin Spanish, which is higher up the totem pole than white woman. It is impolite to be asked where exactly is one from with an accent.”


13 posted on 01/02/2021 6:05:25 AM PST by Susquehanna Patriot ( )
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To: BobL
For her wedding to Alec in 2012, Hilaria wore a distinctly traditional white Spanish mantilla.

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That's Hilaria waving a flamenco fan at Alex in their St. Patrick’s Cathedral wedding ceremony.
The newlyweds traded rings inscribed in Spanish and at the reception, danced to Puerto Rican crooner Luis Miguel's Spanish music.

Turns out “Hilaria” is NOT just not Spanish....she’s actually a dyed-in-the-wool Boston Brahmin –
a WASP from unSpanish New England who went to a $60,000 a year private school and was raised in a $4 million house in elite Beacon Hill.

Hillary Thomas-Hayward officially became Hilaria Baldwin when she wed husband Alec in a star-studded wedding, complete with tributes to her claimed Spanish roots, with the bride wearing a mantilla-inspired veil, cooling herself with a flamenco hand fan and had nuptial readings in both English and Spanish, to Puerto Rican crooner Luis Miguel.

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Hillary Thomas-Hayward officially became Hilaria Baldwin when she wed lefty Alec Baldwin in a star-studded wedding, complete with:
<><> tributes to her claimed Spanish roots,
<><> wearing a Spanish-inspired mantilla veil,
<><> carrying a flamenco hand fan
<><> and nuptial readings in both English and Spanish.

14 posted on 01/02/2021 6:06:46 AM PST by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side does n't know which bathroom to use. )
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To: Sirius Lee

See my comment lucky #13 for my theory as an answer to your consternation.


15 posted on 01/02/2021 6:08:22 AM PST by Susquehanna Patriot ( )
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To: NOBO2012

Alec she faked every orgasm too.


16 posted on 01/02/2021 6:09:21 AM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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To: All

Alec and “Hilaria” have five blonde haired blue eyed kids but the kids all have Spanish names.
Romeo Alejandro David, Leonardo Ángel Charles, Rafael Thomas, Carmen Gabriela and new baby Eduardo Pao Lucas.

Because if you’re going to scam the public it’s best to have the entire family in on it.

17 posted on 01/02/2021 6:10:23 AM PST by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side does n't know which bathroom to use. )
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To: Sirius Lee
I don’t get how she thinks pretending to be a white European from Spain makes her a “person of color”.

B/c the sap-happy lefties consider anybody who is not white to be a "person of color."

That also gets POC a raft of perks and privileges....did Hilaria falsify apps as a POC to get govt handouts?

18 posted on 01/02/2021 6:14:21 AM PST by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side does n't know which bathroom to use. )
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To: NOBO2012

Wonder if she even speaks spanish.


19 posted on 01/02/2021 6:14:32 AM PST by ArcadeQuarters (Socialism requires slavery.)
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To: Liz

Typical libs....always using kids as props.

Disgusting.

Having a FAUX heritage wife couldn’t happen to a “nicer” guy, than Mr A-hole, himself.


20 posted on 01/02/2021 6:17:34 AM PST by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow,)
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