“How to blow your immune system straight to hell, in one easy step.”
I intentionally grab carts that have not been “sanitized” yet, much to the horror of the mindless drones who sit outside the stores doing only that, day and night.
I eat my boogers!
I had to stop at my local target a few weeks ago. When I walked in I just grabbed a basket by the door and kept walking, but was chased into the store by a employee with a bottle of spray sanitizer and some paper towels saying they were supposed to wipe down the basket for me first before I took it. I refused and they kept following me. I then asked them if they are so concerned why don’t you sanitize them after you collect them before you put a new stack out by the doors.
They said they did, but had to stand by the doors to watch you sanitize them so you would feel safe. I simply laughed and walked away, much to the chagrin in whore of the idiot door watcher.