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Ossoff Bids for Illegal Immigrant Vote [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 Dec 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/19/2020 3:23:31 PM PST by John Semmens

With polls showing his runoff race for a US Senate seat from Georgia a dead heat, Democrat Jon Ossoff made a bid to nail down the votes of illegal immigrants, saying that "dreamers, DACA recipients are every bit as American as any of us, and I will have your back in the U.S. Senate."

Of particular concern to Ossoff "is whether illegal immigrants are being paid a fair wage. The campesinos who work in the fields, enduring some of the most brutal conditions of labor anywhere in this country to keep America fed are paid less than the minimum wage. Yet, they contribute more to this country than the overpaid white people who hog the best and easiest jobs. Instead of trying to deport these people ICE should be cracking down on the stingy employers who exploit them. Reversing this wage inequity is something I will work with the incoming Biden Administration to achieve."

For his part, Biden expressed his support for Ossoff and offered reassuring words of encouragement, reminding the candidate that "you saw how how our extensive vote fraud team worked to overcome the deplorable voters who cast ballots for Trump. We're not gonna let up now that we Democrats are so close to gaining total control in Washington. I have been assured that the two Georgia senate seats are in the bag."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; illegals; satire; votefraud

1 posted on 12/19/2020 3:23:31 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Rigged elections don’t need actual people to show up. They just need the right people counting the votes.


2 posted on 12/19/2020 3:35:59 PM PST by Kazan
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To: John Semmens

And here comes the excuse for the cheat... again, right in your face..


3 posted on 12/19/2020 3:38:58 PM PST by glimmerman70
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To: glimmerman70

Yup. And NOTHING will come of it.


4 posted on 12/19/2020 3:55:00 PM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to says it.)
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To: Puppage

Unfortunately your right.


5 posted on 12/19/2020 4:01:10 PM PST by glimmerman70
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To: John Semmens

Flimsey Grahamnesty, Micro Rubio, John Cornyn and Thommy Tillis are already vying for the illegal aliens vote with promises of amnesty.


6 posted on 12/19/2020 4:04:37 PM PST by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizens Are Born Here of Citizen Parents|Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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