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Uranus must buy his cans of beans at Costco.
1 posted on 12/18/2020 6:56:26 PM PST by CheshireTheCat
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To: CheshireTheCat

Oh boy. The jokes practically write themselves. :D

Sounds like an explosive even on the backside of the universe.


2 posted on 12/18/2020 6:58:05 PM PST by Boomer (Leftists/Leftism ruins everything it touches. Leftism is a toxic moral pestilence.)
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To: CheshireTheCat

Ouch, thats gotta hurt.


3 posted on 12/18/2020 6:58:17 PM PST by HerrBlucher (On we sweep with threshing oar our only goal is another 4)
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Damn that’s one big a** hemorrhoid:-)


4 posted on 12/18/2020 6:58:32 PM PST by Harpotoo (Being a socialist is a lot easier than having to WORK like the rest of US:-))
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To: CheshireTheCat

Uranus drank Kraken rum and then lit a match. :-)


5 posted on 12/18/2020 6:58:47 PM PST by AFB-XYZ (Option 1 -- stand up. Option 2 -- bend over.)
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The scientists created a new unit for gigantic gas bubbles — the “Swalwell.”

That bubble was 1.0 Swalwells.


6 posted on 12/18/2020 6:58:50 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom ("Inside Every Progressive Is A Totalitarian Screaming To Get Out" -- David Horowitz)
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To: CheshireTheCat

Well that’s going to hurt!


7 posted on 12/18/2020 6:58:57 PM PST by 9422WMR (Lie, cheat, steal. It’s how the democRATS operate. )
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blasted a gas bubble of enormous size.

Happened in High School all the time.

8 posted on 12/18/2020 6:59:39 PM PST by FatherofFive (Go to the gym. Go to the range. Winter is here)
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Not sure how this is possible

Uranus is only 63 times bigger by volume, than the earth

Yet makes a gas bubble 22,000 times bigger than the earth?

Cmon,man /biden mode off


9 posted on 12/18/2020 7:00:13 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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You?


10 posted on 12/18/2020 7:00:19 PM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: CheshireTheCat
Uranus had blasted a gas bubble of enormous size


11 posted on 12/18/2020 7:00:38 PM PST by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys )
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Plasmoid == planet hemmorhoid


12 posted on 12/18/2020 7:01:03 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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That’s a large volume of gas ejected from Uranus


13 posted on 12/18/2020 7:01:11 PM PST by Long Jon No Silver
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=arZdeg_fL-I


16 posted on 12/18/2020 7:02:05 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Potemkin Joe - Everything about him is fake)
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I’ve been very concerned about Uranus emitting large amounts of gas for some time now.


17 posted on 12/18/2020 7:03:06 PM PST by The Duke (President Trump = America's Last, Best Chance)
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Something not quite that magnitude (but close) happened to me during a first deployment to a Southeast Asian country after about a week in-country. All these years later I still remember that.


20 posted on 12/18/2020 7:04:32 PM PST by ocrp1982
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When you say plasmoid, you mean Hemorrhoid right?
And when you say voyager, you mean the toilet paper pinched between my fingers? Right?

Asking for a friend.


21 posted on 12/18/2020 7:06:33 PM PST by blabs
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my wife is still going to look at me with her annoyed face even if I call it a plasmoid


22 posted on 12/18/2020 7:06:37 PM PST by JohnBrowdie
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Doesn’t take a psychic to predict where this thread is going.


23 posted on 12/18/2020 7:07:44 PM PST by lee martell
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We are sending a flotilla of missiles up from Uranus and down the gravity well towards the Plasmoid.

These missiles are loaded with Beano and nuclear explosive distribution devices.

The Plasmoid problem is increasing global warming due to the presence of Inter-Planetary Flatulent Plasma.

THE SKY IS FALLING


25 posted on 12/18/2020 7:08:44 PM PST by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism:http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html) )
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To: CheshireTheCat

That’s what I told my wife.


33 posted on 12/18/2020 7:18:19 PM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is The I read in the papers.)
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